Conversations of Hyderbaadi women

[Bond.]

Salaam guys these are some typical





conversations of Hyderbaadi women. I bet u will



laugh atleast 15 min with each of them.



ENJOY THEM.........................





MOM WHILE TEACING HER KID

Kitta padaana bhai iskoo. 4 ghantay say sar



khapaariun tho bhi yeh hattti [elephant] ke bhejay



mein baath nai ghus ri . Kyaa padta ki kyaa hai



ki,

naam badnaam karta yeh potta. poori izzat mitti mein

mil jaaingi baawa ki.

Subah say shaam tak anday khataa naa, report mein



bhi anday lata.



Nai pad ke rickshaw chalaata ki kya hai ki.



AND when the kid tries to lift his head from the

book to look at her,,she reacts with kaan marodi

[pinch his ear]



Yaan kya dekhra nichche dekh ke



padd!!



BIBI NAUKAR SE



Hau re Mukhtar, Tarkaari lao bole to kaan margaya



thaa 2 ghantay say? , mein samjhi bandi pay say bole



tho mandi samjhaa ki kyaa hai ki. Saab ke tiffin ku

der hori na.



Arey nai bibi woh gafoor bhai ki bandi nai thi toh



khaja miya ki dukaan se kiraaye ki cykil [cycle]



leke aagey se leke aaya.



Ujaad! matthi pado teray jhooth pe!,,,Teray



bharosay pay baithay tho bhukkay marjaatay na ray.





RICHSHAW CHUKAANA [VERY TYPICAL]



O rickshaw, chaltay?. Kaan jaana hai.



Aji pathergatti, madina building kay saamnay

utar

dayo. Kittey sawari hain amma ?.

Do janay aur ek bacha. Chaar rupiye hotay amma.

Kaiku bawa rickshaw hai ya tumara aatoe [auto].

Nai amma wahan say wapsi ki sawari nai milti

naa



amma.



Nai bawa tum aaisa karo raat ki raat hamaray ghar



mein padjao, baatan karrai, sawari nai mili tho hum



kyaa karnaji? dono taraf ka kiraya hum saich wasool



karta shaid paa-bichara.

Jaando apa aagay chalo bhoth mil jaatay rickshay.

Allah miya chupkaich ricksha wala nai banaya, aatoe

chalaata tho kyaa karta tha ki.



BRIDE'S QAALA TO HER MOTHER

Aji aapa tumari samdhan koo kyaa huwa? itta bada

moon bana kay baithain. Itti us say jakay

boli



chaliye khana nikal gaya to buddi sadi surath bana



kay mundi palta li. Ai ab kya hona katay isku do

lakh joday kay aur poora jahez - ghar mein nai aye

uttha samaan diye naa . woh puranihaveli ki galli

mein gaadi ghus ti nai magar maruti bhi diye, mein

pehlaich boli zara maloom karo logaan bhoth taiz

mizaaj kay dikh rain magar tum aisi jaldi karay aapa

jaisa bachi



tum ko uppar padi thi . Ab dua karo



dulaa achi tabiyath ka niklo bolkay, meray ku to



unay bhi amma-bhainon mein ghusaawa dikhraa.



TWO LADIES GOSSIPING



Two ladies conversing while cutting saem ki phalli



-- Ayee laoji aapa mein bhi kaT-tiyun. Same ki



phalli Kalich pakaye the shaad na ji?



Ayee Ruqia bano kya to bhi hogaya tumhare ku,



woh

GaNwar ki phalli thi.

Ayee KaiKu to bhi Phalliyan khaarein aap logaan

itte? ...........



Aji Ruqiya banu sunayein tumein.



Kya to bhi ji aapa.



Ayee Ghousia bi ki beti kaalege [college] ku

jariyun bolko roz kon ki potte ke saath Kaan Kaan ki

phir ko aati katey.

Ayeee sahi bhi?, kaisa malum hua tumhare ku?



Aji hamara Arshad Nampally pe baaghyaam [public



garden] kaney dekha katey, unhe bolra Ammi Luna po

achcha Kammar mein haath dal ke baithi thi katey,

kitta bada dida hogaya ji uska.

Bhot utaani padi ji aapa unhe. Amma ki zabaan

dekho itti badi hai phir, logon ku namaan rakhtiye,

khud kaisi paal palri.