Barkas Ki Haleem

[Ghalazat]

*Bee jaan bee:::

Arey nai ji dhoolan amma . yeh jo jo dhakkan hai naa...

*dulhan amma: kaun dhakkan ? kiski baat kaari tu?

*bee jaan bee: arey woich chhichora jo FHDB ke chaurastey pe reahta so.arey woh barkas ki haleem mein inidiabo aur zafar pehelwan ke saath matarqashi kartey rehta so ji .

*dhoolan amma: arey arey woh londora..maththi pado uspo . chaubees ghantey aadi baadi phirtey rehta ...galli ki har potti pe lightan maarte rehta....

Ab kal kich baat lelo bushra ki potti jo jawaan hogayi dekho.......

*bee jaan bee: kaun wo jo puri jaya prada ki jaisi hai so naa ......

Dhoolan amma: haan unech....dhakkan motorcycle pe aakey wo stylean maara bas kya bouloun aur une besharam raand bhi khoob chaandni pe se
dekhri thi/............

Mai boli khuda ke waastey idhar nakko karo re tum logan......jawaani aagayi to woh naye shehar me jaake karo .......idhar karey to shareef pottey pottiyan ko bhi chool uththi.......





To be continue by dhakkan

dhoolan amma:toh wo awaara kya jawaab diya malum mereku?

bee jaan bee:kya bola toh bhi?

dhoolna amma:mathi pado uspo mereku bolra tumaari choti potti jawaan hogai usku chaandni po bhejo bolra..mai boli maathi mile tere moo me keede pado...uske baad mereku ultha poochra tumaari badi beti kiske saath toh bi bhaag gai jo itte dino se nai dikhri katay

bee jaan bee:ai tum wo iflaas ke moo ku nakko lago.......aur tum khaali ye dhakkan ke harakkata dekh ko aisa bolrai wo indiabo bi kuch kam nai hai....unhe ich hai potta meri potti ku line marra tha so...raato ku fona karra....mereku toh aisa dikhra meri potti ku bhagaa ko leke jaata ki kya hai ki.......

dhoolan amma:in logo ka aana jaana bandh karaa dena basti me.....

bee jaan bee:kaisa bandh kaarate ji tum unlogo ka basti me aana jaana bandh...unhe hai na apni basti ka lathor zafar unlogo ka dost....

dhoolan amma:ai wo zafar ka naam nakko le mere samme......

bee jaan bee:kya hua gay dhoolan kaiku aisa bolri toh bhi?

dhoolan amma:baaday ke hammam me mai gai hammam ku,bee aapa tumaara ku toh malum kaisa hai woh hammam ka darwaaza......iflaas aako darwaaza khol ko bhaag gaya poore baaday ke chotay potte pottiya dekhko mereku khil khil hasrai thay saara din

ab tum likho indy bhai...

Yeh Kya Ghalazat hai kiski izzat mitti mein milaray Hosh mein hain kya Chaush or Indiabo??

[indiabo]

aREY MAA GAYA JI DHAKKAN TUMHAREKU







KHOOOOOOOOOOB LIKHEY SHEIKH WAAAAAAAAATT LAGA DIYE AAP





jAANE DO MAMU ISKO CONTINUE TO KHOOB KARSAKTEY MAGAR ISSEY APNICH BEZATI HOTI (KHAUM) (ORIGINAL HYDERABADIYON )



yEH TFB BHAI LIKHEY JAISA HAI GHALAAZAT KE NAAAM SE

[dhakkan]

aray mamu kya hai mamu ye??????????aisa zabardast taapic chalri thi ustaad pinde lagaa diye baraat ku tum...........kya yaaro chichore panay ku likhrai thay hum loga wo storiyaa...........kya mai sahi me aawaara launda hu?kya indy bhai sahi me beejaan bee ki potti ku ptaaarai?kya zafar bhai sahi me hammam ka darwaaaza khol ke bhaagay ...................indy bhai itta sahi sahi bolo tum kaisa creative mind hai apna solllllid likha na?

[indiabo]

Next aur izzatdaar baat cheet



Adil: Arey kahan hai party tum...dikhreinch nahin. kal call kara tha ..



Ghouse: chup baitho B----y ball. tum aur call karna ...beta chhota miss call deta aur bolta call kiya.....



Adil: arey hau re yaad aayi bolkey call kara tu to utna bhi nahin karta naa



ghouse: Tum hareku gharaz rahi to yaad aati warna .....do do mehney yaad nahin aati..



Adil: arey jaane de re bhai....baap ek kaam tha..



Ghouse : maa ki ..tum phir se pasie mangigey ..to sunlo apne paas bees rupye hai woh bhi panch point petrol key..uskey alaawa chaddi utaar ke dekhlo .....aur kuch bhi nahin





Adil: arey nai maam ...tum paiso ki baat nakko karo....baap zara teri gaadi hona tha....



Ghouse: haaaaaaan kya bola ....theek to hai naa



Adil: arey nai re bhai zara kal tumhaari bhabhi ku date pe lejaana hai ab tereku to maloom meri chetak ki haalat



izzat ka sawaal hai .....





dhakkan bhai ab aap likho......

[dhakkan]

[quote="indiabo"]Next aur izzatdaar baat cheet



Adil: Arey kahan hai party tum...dikhreinch nahin. kal call kara tha ..



Ghouse: chup baitho B----y ball. tum aur call karna ...beta chhota miss call deta aur bolta call kiya.....



Adil: arey hau re yaad aayi bolkey call kara tu to utna bhi nahin karta naa



ghouse: Tum hareku gharaz rahi to yaad aati warna .....do do mehney yaad nahin aati..



Adil: arey jaane de re bhai....baap ek kaam tha..



Ghouse : maa ki ..tum phir se pasie mangigey ..to sunlo apne paas bees rupye hai woh bhi panch point petrol key..uskey alaawa chaddi utaar ke dekhlo .....aur kuch bhi nahin





Adil: arey nai maam ...tum paiso ki baat nakko karo....baap zara teri gaadi hona tha....



Ghouse: haaaaaaan kya bola ....theek to hai naa



Adil: arey nai re bhai zara kal tumhaari bhabhi ku date pe lejaana hai ab tereku to maloom meri chetak ki haalat

izzat ka sawaal hai .....





Ghouse:paanch point sarak gaya kya re?



Adil:aray ustaad aisa nakko bolo mama tere jaise dosta nai toh kon kaam aana re waqat pe?



Ghouse:tum gaadi ku koot koot karke laate ustaad tumaare baap ke paiso ki hai jaisa



Adil:nai mama bolrau na pyar se chalaatau



Ghouse:ek sharat pe detau baap gaadi



Adil:kya shart hai baap bol



Ghouse:tere maal ki saheli ke saath mera tender fit karaata tu?



Adil:baigan ke baata karte yaaro tum....ya merich baraat pinde lagevi hai...meraich masla nai hua baraabar aur tum yaaro saheli ke saath chakkar chalaao bolrai tumaara



Ghouse:Baigan pakdo fir....makki tum hamaara jkaam nai kare to makki hum kaiku jhak maraana tumaare piche?



Adil:achcha mama ek kaam karenge kal mai hamaare item ku boltau uski saheli ku saath lalo bolke poore IMAX pe milenge....wa se kya karinge bole toh......filim ke tiktaa lelinge mera maal to mere ku pateva hai mai filim dekhte waqat kaam pachaan detau ab tu kya karta tere upar hai dekh baap

[Syed Adil]

Sollekum Obaid Bhai haur kya bolte so apne dhakkan pasha



baigan tum dono ku maich mila tha kya apne discussion mei khinchne ke liye..... pinda basti mei itte potte hai unlogo ku pakdo na......



its really good to see you guys once again.... Alhamdulillah I was on vacation came back to work last week.... indi aur dhakkan ke liye ek acchi ek buri khabar hai..... achi khabar ye hai ke mere Australian immigration visa ke papers file hogaye hai aur inshallah mai mid 2007 mei Queensland pahonch jaaunga aur job bhi waha achi mil jayegi phir Insha' Allah GIS mei Masters bhi karlunga.....



boori khabar ye hai ke shaadi nahi ho saki aur agley do saal ke liye shaadi ka koi chance nahi hai.... to marfe ke vaste jo paise ikkhata kare the tum loga wo leke aao sob milke picture ku jayinge...



faqt apka

zafar pahelwan

[Zafar Pahelwan]

Dekho kaisa aaya hitech zamana katay!

khana peena nai tow nai computer aana katay!!



Dasvi pass hai tow bhi dubai ku jaana katay!

Riyal, Dirham haur Dallar boht bhot kamana katay!!



Maa ka Zewar, baap ka pension bhi bay'chh-na katay!

Idhar udhar say kuch bhi karkay ammrika ku jaana katay!!



Dasvi bhi paday to doctorni say shaadi karna katay!

Green card kay wastay kaali peeli ko bhi jhelna katay!!



Surat shakal nai tow nai

ADIDAS, ARMANI, Rolex pankay chakkar chalana katay!



Kama nakko kamma

shaadi karay tow bus ghar kaisa bi chalana katay!!



Kabhi gazal, khabi nazam, kabhi shair, kahbi kahani,

bolna katay!



Chammak challo ku Taj mahal nai tow nai

ek villa tow bhi honach katay!!



Pailwani say jee bhar gaya tow

Khadi pankay neta Banna katay!









Logaan martay to maray magar,

Salar kuich vote dena katay!!



Allah ku Bhagwan ku bhool kay

Mandir majjid ka wastay ladna katay!



Ladkar koe marray tow maray katay,

apna raj bakhi hai tow sub kushal mangal katay!



Khoon kisi ka bahay tow bahay katay,

apna cold drinks hai tow cool katay!



Roz roz namaza'n nai tow nai,

Friday ku Friday majjid jana katay!!



Aiyyo, ayyio.. mati milay, tu kia bola wo samjh tay

Nai katay!



chal Zafar ab bas kar, kon bhi suntay nai

Unku sob kuch maloom katay!!

[dhakkan`]

sollekom iny bhai,pehelwan saab........kaise hai ustaad adil bhai tum khasam bolrau na charminar se leko alijah kotla,barkas se leko eera kunta,misri gunj se leko tappa chabuthra....har jagah dhundha tumaareku mai{fir neend me se uth gaya uske baad}..........ustaad shaadi kaiku nai kar lerai toh bhi yaaro?karlo ustaad shaadi akele akele nai rehna katay itta.......aur bhot bhot mubarak hamaare zafar bhai AASHTRILIA jaarai katay .......ustaad dhoom ki daawat hona dekho pinde ki meri apne ku nai malum........band marfa shaadi me nai toh kya hua zafar bhai ke jaane ki khushi me kar lenge......sahi bola na bhai mai..........ustaad wo story ku khenchinge na pooore

[INDIABO]

AREY ZAFAR BHAI FOREIGN JAAREIN KATEY....

TO PHIR HAMAAREKU KAISA YAAD RAKHINGEY KATEY.........



tO BAS AB GAYE BURKHEY WAALI KATEY.......

AB SIRF GORIYON SE DATES MAARINGEY KATEY........



NAI HONA KHATTI DAAL GOSHT KATEY.......

BURGER PIZZA SECH PET BHARNA KATEY.....



KAHAN KI CHETAK KAHAN KI SPLENDOUR KATEY....

AB RENAULT AUR AUDI HONA KATEY....



aUR





KAUN DHAKKAN AUR INDIABO KATEY........

THOMAS MICHAEL NAYE DOST KATEY,,,,,,,,





to BHAI welcome meri jaan





kaisaaa raha ..............stay





kuch achchey mithay baatan bolo naa chahussh

[dhakkan]

indy bhai ek chiz bhul gae yaaro tum



AB HYDERABADI HAMMAMA NAKKO KATAY

KARAY TOH CAMMOT PE ICH KARTAY KATAY



aur bolo na zafar bhai ka gae thay to bi vacation po aur hum chotay bhaiyo ke waastay kya laae to bi waha se?????



indy bhai aray story to continue karo ustaad achchi hai story bhot

[dhakkan]

kaa hai ustaad tum loga.....ye thread ku aisa laawaaris chod derai ustaad tum loga......kya pyaara naaam rakhe dekho hamaare zaffar bhai iska BARKAS KI HALEEM........fir indy bhai itne zabardast storiya bi laarai kaa kaa se ki...laarai lekn fir beech adhar ghair hojaarai bechare{allah achcha rakho inku}......

[INDIABO]

Ghouse: chal theek hai baap.......maaki pehley bol deroun.....agar tumhaarey maal ki sehli nahi aayi tum hareku on the spot paidal kar detaoun.....aur aisa waisa bhi nahin bezati karkey..





Adil: achcha baap call kartoun aur force bhi ..



ghouse: woh force karo.....maraaa lo meku nakko woh kahaniyan bas ....baat boley jaisa une aana





Adil: chal theek hai waisey party.......kaunsi picture dekhingey.......tu dhoom 2 dekha



ghouse: arey tere se kya dum hai re bhai.....dhoom2 ...arey bawa hit picture ku gaye to public amma bhen kardeti aashiqui.......sab se filop picture jaana .....jaise



adil: english chaley jayingey ...thoda chumma chaati bhi rehta usme...



Ghouse: cal re bhai.....letey waqt sochingey..kaiku tension lena......

chall mein chaltoun tere calll ka intezaar karroun mein subah mein....



Adil: hau 10 baje miss call detoun.......



ghouse: tu kabhi miss call se aagey socha bhi kabhi......chal theek hai phir....



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[indiabo]

arey kahan hai zafar bhai tumaich aisa gol hogaye to khoob yaad rakhtey hum tamhareko





kya????????/ aashtriliya chalegaye





aur tu baap dhakkan khidar hai..........



king kothi se ramkote



ramkote se pardah gate



pardah gate se aashiquiu ki galli





arey hau ..............college bhi





chalo theek ...............

[HH]

maine bhar mein sirf "indiabo", ek sahab dikhrein idhar ... woh bhi ekich baar ... baataan karneku ittaabhi fursat nai kyaa ji hyderabadiyon ku ... "full" waaley kahanku kidharku kaiku "fool" karrein ji !?!

[indiaboa]

Attention please



Urgent requirement



Dhakkan and Pehelwan

[indiabo]

kahan hai saaheb

[nasreen]

To aisa karo mai sec'bad aato dono mil ke paradise ki biryani khayinge, phir jab tum barkas jayinge to mere ku bas ek phone kardo aur jaate jaate yakutpura se pick karlo mereku.

hmmmm... akely akely mjeh b biryani kahni ha.

[Bhaimiya]

Haleem mei haleem Barkas ki haleem.

[REHAAN]

ARE KYA TO BHI HAI YEH KAUN LONGA HAI JINKO BARKAS NAI MALOOM KATE.
TO KYA PINDA MALOOM. IS KA MATLAB YEH LONGA HYDI NAI HONGE KHALEE PEELI
DEMAGH KA BEJHA FRY KARREN PINDA. ARE BARKAS BOLETO BAAR KASS NAI BAWA
BARKAS JAHAN GHUSTECH LONGA LONGIYON PE DEKHTE WAICH BARKAS. JAHAN 100 ME SE 80
PAHELWANA RAHTE. MAGAR EK BAAT HAI BHAI YAHAN KE LONGA NAMAZ BARABER PADTE BAHUT KUSHI HOTI YARO. ALLAH SABKO AISICH NASIHAT KARE AMEEN

[Khan_saab]

salam alaikum

Mere ku pakka malum inay hyderabad ka nahi hai....... hyderabad ka hokay barkas nai malum boleto dub ke marjana inay sharam se.

khair .....

aur kya haal hai aaap sab ka. koi sahi qisam ka topic nahi chedre koi bi boht dino se. zara garam karo bhai discussion ku. nai to ye blog ka maza chale jata. koi bhi topic chedo to sahi.

[Arshad]

[Bhaimiya]

Kya toh bhi hei bhai sabke sab Haleem khane chale gaye kya, koyi bhi nahi dik raha yahan

[Shaikh bhai of Dubai]

Bhaimiyan ku sob bhaiyon ku adaab salaam

Jume ki namaaz, sura kahf, aur ziyada se ziyada duruud shareef ka ahtemaam karein, sob bhai log...

uske badd baghara khana shikampuur Nayab pe khao, hamare dost Zafar bhai Nayab owner ku salaam bolo

salaam dua khuda hafiz ;)

[Barkas Ki Haleem]

Hi

aapki hyderabadi sunke bahut acha lagra, bahut kilaas hai is mei, sunaate rahiyega.

Thanks
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[Pakka Hyderabadi]

Ustaad...ye haleeem aajbhi milti????