Chilken Shaer-o-Shayare & Jokes

[shaher]

Greetings..!!! Guys, would you please tell me where can I find our great Chilken Jokes. Any websites? I appreciate for your efforts. I would like to contribute a shaer here, Irshad toh boleyeh... --- Eak baar apnay chilken saab chai ka new business start kartay toh isse silsilay may woh eak naye chai ke dukaan start kartay toh us dukaan pay woh Yeh sentence likhawa board lagatay --- " CHILKEN KE CHAI KA CHOTA SA JHOPDA ... JO BHI CHAI NAHI PIYA USKE AMMAAA KA BHOOOOSSS.." remaining two words aap bhar lejeyeh...

[maakkibhenki]

bahiyyo aur behno,mein naya hoon aajich join kara ye site.itte dinon se padhraon padhraon bhot maza aara tha to aaj fursat hui tho soncha join karoon nakko karoon ,karoon nakko karoon phir bola chalo karich letaon iski amma ku khaon.



Are aakhri maze maze ke baatan likhte yaaro tumlogaan,kya hae ki kya nai ki haste haste pet kacha hojata maaki kirkiri.



Achcha,bhaimiya aap kya ki likhe wo joke pe khatka dabaae tho chilkan ke sheraan aate bolke kaan tho bi dabaana kya to bi dabaana ki yaaro samajhmein nai aara yaaro zara khulla khulla likho kaan jaake kya dabaana so.



Ab shuroo kara so usku ek sher chilkan ka mein bi likh detaon bhai,

Maharaja Kishan prasad ki beti ki shaadi thi aur chilkan ku bulae the ,ab kya sher hae suno bhai,sob jane





"TAREEF KAROON KYA IS INTEZAAM KI..........



TAREEF KAROON KYA IS INTEZAAM KI,



BETI CH------ JAARAHI HAE KISHAN PRASAD KI!!!!!!!



Khulla bi likhta tha magar phatri bhai kya hae ki pahleich naya hoon kaan ki museebat.Nai koi bi bura nai maante tho phir agli baar inshalla dekho......





Aur bhaimiyan zara wo likho ji konsi jaga dabae tho jokaan aate chilkan ke.

[Chilkan ki Kabar]

When chilkan died it happened that the ladies of the town felt happy and few passing by his grave thought that this mother _ has simply teased every one so lets piss on his grave and they start pissing on Chilkan's grave., suddenly their is a voice in the air
"Wah re khuda teri kya khudai , wah re khuda teri kya kya khudai,
marne k baad bhi chuut dikhaee.,.

NJOY many more from LIVELONGCHILKAN's fan club

[LivelongChilkan]

Yeh waqt nahi hai rone ka,
yeh waqt hai bacch hone ka,
tab kyu nahi roi thi,
jab chipak chipak kar soyee thi,
jo kiya so bharo,,,,
tab kehthi thi aur karo aur karo..,,..


NJOY many maore from LIVELONGCHILKAN's fan club

[LivelongChilkan--GANESH&KALEEM]

Teri Bhen Ki Chut,
BAdi Mazbut,
Haat lagaye to KHUN nikalta,
Mai chode to _____(Tu) nikalta.,.,.


NJOY many more from LIVELONGCHILKAN's fan club

[LivelongChilkan--GANESH&KALEEM]

Ek waqt tha jab chut,
lund ki deewani hua karti thi,
aur ab yeh daur hai,
hindustan ki adalat ne taariq badal di,
chut chut ki deewani hone lagi.,.,.


njoy many more from LIVE LONG CHILKAN's fan club

[SameerK]

To arz hai,
Ek dafa chilkan kahein ja raha tha, raaste me us ne dekha ki ek ghar ki chat pe ladka khada hai aur samne wali chatpe laki khadi hai wo dono ek doosre ko dekhkar hans rahe the tabhi chilkan ne sher arz kya jo ye tha.

arz hai

Chil Chilati dhoop mein Chil chilana choot ka
Choot mein se nikla madarchod phir bhi deewana choot ka.

[Sa]

Sher arz hai
Pyaar mohabbat dhoka hai
Chod le beta mouqa hai
Agar ladki kare virudh
to chod laga ke nirodh
agar phir bhi kare inkar
to karde beta balatkar