Green Card Ki "CHAAH"

[hina]

Aap sub ko yeh bahut pyaari si nazm jo pakistan link mein chapi thi sunana chahoongi, unwaan hai,
GREENCARD. Newspaper mein ye aksar aata raha , Jis ko dekh dekh kar dil sub ka lalchata raha , Ek hasina bholi bholi dilnasheen woh mahjabeen , Lambi zulfein chashm aahoo gora rang chehra haseen , U.S.A. mein hai sukunath car bhi rakhti hai woh , Saath iskay ek green card bhi rakhti hai woh , Bus is ek baath nay mujh ko deewana kar diya , Apna bio- data photo bhi rawana kar diya , Baath pakki ho gayi aur phone par nikaah huwa , U.S.A. bhaijeingay tum ko hum say yeh waada huwa , Seat phir confirm huwi aur mein U.S.A. aagaya , Meray isteqbaal ko brother-in-law aagaya , Saath is kay thi meri woh shareek hayaath , Lang kha kar chal rahi thi leg mein thi koi baath , Yeh sonch kay mein chup raha rakhti to hai bangla wa car , Ek din ban jaayega apna bhi phir green card , Ghar mein pohncha wahaan tha koi bangla shaandar , Dedh kamron ka woh ghar tha na kitchen tha shaandar , Dekh kar is ghar ki halath dil mera ghabra gaya , Meri wife khush thi kay servant tho ghar mein aagaya , Doosray din mujh pe phir raaz aaisa khul gaya , Naqli zulfon ka woh jooda raath mein jab khul gaya , Chashm aahu ki tarah theen aankhen bhi bus naam ki , Ek thi masnuwi shaayed ek thi bus kaam ki , Phir bhi mein khush tha dil mein yahi ek aas thi , Mein citizen ban hi joonga dollaron ki pyaas thi , Baad mein shaamath jo aayi subah ho ya shaam ho , Night mein wife ki qidmath subah ghar ka kaam ho , Is par bhi ilzaam husband kaam kyoon kartay nahi , Naa bed tea daytay ho tum good morning kartay nahin , Itni zillath jo uthai dil mera ghabra gaya , Mein U.S.A. chodh kar apnay watan aagaya , Ab jab kabhi aqbaar mein ishtehaar aata raha , Bay saaqta mein yaaron ko aksar yeh samjhata raha , Yeh qwaab green card bhi janjaal hai ek jaal hai , Jo dekhnay mein dream hai samjho to ek wabaal hai , Ghaazi teri is baath mein vazan hai istedlaal hai , Logon ko gar samjha saka to ye tera kamaal hai .

[Kulcha Hyderabad]

Hina bibi, bechare hamarey dulhe bhai ko kuch khaney milta ki naiki! Hey just kidding... don\'t take it seriously... Nice nazm and I have read it before.

[hina]

Kulcha Bhai, adaab. Aap ko bataati chaloon kay aapkay dulha bhai khaanay kay maamlay mein bade kadak hein. Pakke Hyderabadi shouhar hain. America mein 20 saal say rehtay huway aaj bhi roz \"Khatti Daal\" aur taaza chaval aur salan chahiye. Jis din mujhe unsay ladna hota hai to namak kam aur baghair bhuna huwa salan rakhdayna kaafi hota \"jung-e azeem\" qud ba qud shuroo ho jati hai. Qair ab aap say kyaa chupana mujhe pakwaan mein maher bhi unhonay hi banaaya hai. Kulcha bhai, mein ek working woman bhi hoon aur a total housewife bhi, baqowl meray husband kay yeh \"Hyderabad B-Board\" mera ek hi shouq hai aur nayaa nayaa bhi. Aur ek baat kulcha bhai agar aap yeh dekhain kay mein is board par say ghayab hoon to samajh lijiye kay mein nay aap kay dulha bhai ko khana waqt par nahin diya hoga! lol!

[Kulcha Hyderabadi]

Hina didi, meri taraf se pahle dulhey bhai ko bahut bahut salaam aur apke pyare bachon ko lakhon duaein! Allah apke ghar aur zindagi mein khushiyan hi khushiyan bhar de. Ameen. Yeh jaan kar khushi huee ke dulhey bhai abhi bhi hyderabadi rang mein dhaley huve hain. Waise ek baat bataaon, koyee bhi paidaishee hyderabadi khatti daal, pharera white chawal, tala huva gosth, badiyan aur papad kabhi nahin bhool sakta. Ab yeh maloom nahin ke dulhey bhai ko bomman macchi pasand hai ya nai? Agar hai to bataaieh, ek kilo kisee ke haath se bhej doonga! Ados pados ke sab logon ko agar tang karna hai to bataaiyeh, thoday sukke jhinge bhi bhejadoonga! Chaliyeh, ijazat chahta hoon. Phir kabhi.. waise apko bataata chaloon ke main ek internet cafe mein kaam karta hoon... now you know the reason why you see my postings regularly and on every board! Agar dulhey bhai apko site par anay se manaa kartein hain to ek \"Khaja ki Degh\" mein daalcha aur chaval bana ke rakh do... ek mahine ka stock! Okay sis, have fun, see ya later..byeeee

[bhaimiya (ex-udhas)]

Bhai Kulcha aur Hina Bahen: Aab aap dono mujhey yeh na khena key mein bhi din bhar internet per hota hoon aur kuch kaam kaaj hey ya nahi, kaam kaaj to hey per yahan Saudi offices mein ek facility free internet ki jo din bhar online rehta hey, kaam key saat ek nazer board per bhi dal leta hoon aur jawab post kar deta hoon.

[hyddude75]

Salam Bhaiyoh,
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<br>Kya mai beh aap log keh chat meh shamil ho sakh tah hoo? quick introduction about me. I\'m also from hyd. living in US for 5 years and un-fortunately i\'m a green card holder. Hyd kah naam sun keh, mir koh ghar keh bahut yaad ah teh hai.
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You must have heard of ABCD = American Born Confused Desi But how about an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ? It is : American Born Confused Desi Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lots of Motels , Named Omkarnath Patel ,Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways ,Xenophobic Yet Zestful