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by BM » Sun May 30, 2004 4:33 pm

Khalid: Mere abbajaan bahot taqatwer hein.

Shahid: Woh kese?

Khalid: Meri dadijaan kheti hein ki bachpan mei jab woh rotey thei toh sara gher sir per utha lete thei.
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by BM » Sun May 30, 2004 4:33 pm

Ek dafa doh aadmi bijli kei taar theek kerne bijli kei khambe per chaR rahe thei. Itne mei ek car guzri uske driver nei jab in ko upper chaRte dekha toh mooh mei baRbaRaya: “Khambakht mujhe dekh ker is tarhe khambe per char gaye hein jese mujhe ghaRi chalani nahi aati.
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by BM » Sun May 30, 2004 4:34 pm

Ek kanjoos shaks ki murgi chori hogayi. Us nei faisla kiya ke das din taq roti nahi khayega taake murgi ka nuqsaan pura hojaye. Do din khana na khane sei woh bahot dubla hogaya. Ek din who shaher ja raha tha raste mei use usse bhi patla aadmi mila. Kanjoos usse khene laga. Meri toh murgi chori huwi hei, mager youn lagta hei jese tumhari bakri kho gayi hei.
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by BM » Sun May 30, 2004 4:35 pm

Ek shayer ko kisi jurm mei police ghiraftaar ker liya. Adaalat mei mukadama chala.

Judge nei pucha aap kuch khena pasand karenge.

Shayer nei jawab diya: Ji haan apni taaza ghazal.
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by BM » Sun May 30, 2004 4:36 pm

Ek nayi nayoli dulhan nei apni shaadi kei agle hi din apne shayer shoher sei sharmate huwe kaha: Mujhe bahot afsos hei kei mei khana pakana nahi janti.

Shayer nei barhe itmenaan sei apni bivi ko tasali dete huwe kaha: Fiker na karo hamare gher mei pakane kei liye kuch hoga hi nahi.
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by BM » Sun May 30, 2004 4:36 pm

Ek aadmi: Kya app angrezi samaj sakte hein.

Dusra aadmi: Ji haan ager urdu mei boli jaye.
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by BM » Sun May 30, 2004 4:57 pm

Waiter ! doh ghantey hogaye ‘ aakir khana kab lagega?

“Sir ! bas bawarchi lakRiyan leney gaya hey ‘ jesey hi aayega foran taza khana paka ker pesh ker diya jayega.
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by BM » Sun May 30, 2004 4:58 pm

Waiter ek chamach lawo ‘ mein soup pina chahta hoon.

Sir ! Kal key baney huwey soup ko piney key liye aapko chamach ki nahi churi kantey ki zaroorat paRhegi.
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by BM » Sun May 30, 2004 4:58 pm

Ainey Gawah:

Paris ki ek adalat mein talaaq ka mukadama pesh tha. Adalat ney gawa sey pucha:

Jab miya biwi mein jhagRa ho raha tha toh tum us waqt kahan they?

Gawa ney jawab diya: “Janab mein aien mokey wardat per moujood tha. Mein padri hoon aur in ki shadi ki rasumat anjam deh raha tha.
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by BM » Sun May 30, 2004 4:59 pm

Ainey Gawah:

Paris ki ek adalat mein talaaq ka mukadama pesh tha. Adalat ney gawa sey pucha:

Jab miya biwi mein jhagRa ho raha tha toh tum us waqt kahan they?

Gawa ney jawab diya: “Janab mein aien mokey wardat per moujood tha. Mein padri hoon aur in ki shadi ki rasumat anjam deh raha tha.
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by BM » Sun May 30, 2004 5:00 pm

Wajeh Tasmiya:

Operation key baad hosh mein aaney per udheR umer mareez ney nurse sey kaha:

“Abhi thori der pheley mera khiyaal tha key mein mer chukka hoon mager kuch ghor kerney key bad mujhey pata chala key mein zinda hoon.

Aapko kesey maloom huwa key aap zinda hein? Nurse ney pucha.

“Mujhey apney pairech mehsoos ho rahey they. “UdheR umer mareez jawab diya. “Mein ney soncha key ager mein jehanum mein hoon toh merey pawoon thandey nahi honey chahiye. Phir thori der baad mujhey apni biwi ki aawaz sunayi di toh mein soncha key biwi yahan moujood hey toh is ka matlab hey key mein janat mein bhi nahi hoon. Bas sabit huwa key mein zinda hoon.
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by BM » Sun May 30, 2004 5:01 pm

Beykhoof:

Ek khatoon jin key gher nayi nayi doulat aayi thi, is nateejey per phonchi key bazok khelaney key liye gher mein nawadarat ka hona zaroori hey. Who nawadarat ki dukan per phonchi toh dukandaar unhey ek guldaan dikhatey huwey bola:

Yeh takreeban theen hazaar sal purana hey.

Mujhey beykhoof bananey ki kosish mat karo, san toh abhi 1999 chal raha hey aur guldaan theen hazaar saal purana kesey ho gaya.
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by BM » Sun May 30, 2004 5:02 pm

Lailmi:

“Lailmi bhi kitni baRhi naimat hey” Ek saiensdan (Scientist) ney ek khas khisam ki makhi per lecture detey huwey kaha.

Sciencee nuktey nazr sey is makhi key per us key jisam sey chotey hein, chunachey science ki rooh sey yeh makhi is khabil nahi hey key who uRh sakey, lekin kyonkey makhi ko is aham sciencee haqiqat ka ilm nahi hey, is liye who aasaani sey uRhti phiRti hey.
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by BM » Sun May 30, 2004 5:03 pm

THE END :D
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by Stingrae » Sun May 30, 2004 7:10 pm

ahem...i'm not even replyin to dis thread...EVER!!!



doh! i jus did...

doh!
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by BM » Sun May 30, 2004 8:01 pm

Stingrae wrote:ahem...i'm not even replyin to dis thread...EVER!!!

doh! i jus did...
doh!




I know why you post on this thread, just to increase your post count - is not it :?: :wink:
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by Stingrae » Mon May 31, 2004 10:12 am

BM wrote:
Stingrae wrote:ahem...i'm not even replyin to dis thread...EVER!!!

doh! i jus did...
doh!


I know why you post on this thread, just to increase your post count - is not it :?: :wink:




Yes it is,Mr.Holmes. **tips hat**
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by BM » Mon May 31, 2004 1:26 pm

Stingrae wrote:
BM wrote:
Stingrae wrote:ahem...i'm not even replyin to dis thread...EVER!!!

doh! i jus did...
doh!


I know why you post on this thread, just to increase your post count - is not it :?: :wink:


Yes it is,Mr.Holmes. **tips hat**




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