Barkas Ki Haleem

[indiabo]

ab hogaii ghalti hogai ab ky bachche ki jaan leletey kya????????



sab baataan chhodo abbhi shehraan ku gaya dost ke saath aur machchhi khaaya...



teen pieces 22 rupye ko diya chaahussh mazaa aagaya...



magar juice peena bolke bahut dil bolra tha ... aur yeh police juice ke dukaana 11 baje ban karrra deri..............

[indiabo]

arey kahan miyaan dhakkan tum.



gol hogaye abbich aatoun bolke right hogaye.



tumhaare yech haath dedene ki aadat achchi nahi hai

[Syed Adil]

ab hogaii ghalti hogai ab ky bachche ki jaan leletey kya????????

sab baataan chhodo abbhi shehraan ku gaya dost ke saath aur machchhi khaaya...

teen pieces 22 rupye ko diya chaahussh mazaa aagaya...

magar juice peena bolke bahut dil bolra tha ... aur yeh police juice ke dukaana 11 baje ban karrra deri..............

Arey ustaad Juice ki dukaan se yaad aaya... mallepally badi masjid ke paas... woich ji Anjuman ke piche hai so... wo juice ki dukaan... juice bada kilaas ka milta... waha ka juice ek baar try karo....

[Syed Adil]

ab hogaii ghalti hogai ab ky bachche ki jaan leletey kya????????

sab baataan chhodo abbhi shehraan ku gaya dost ke saath aur machchhi khaaya...

teen pieces 22 rupye ko diya chaahussh mazaa aagaya...

magar juice peena bolke bahut dil bolra tha ... aur yeh police juice ke dukaana 11 baje ban karrra deri..............

Mama... tum ye baata nakko karo na yaanpe.... ab kaam waam chohr ke ghar ku aajaao bolrai kya...

[indiabo]

Arey ustaad Juice ki dukaan se yaad aaya... mallepally badi masjid ke paas... woich ji Anjuman ke piche hai so... wo juice ki dukaan... juice bada kilaas ka milta... waha ka juice ek baar try karo...

arey woh dukaan teen chaar baar piya mein wahan.



mera ek dost rehta tha mallepally (ab dubai mein hai) mera classmate bhi hona unuu



unka naam tha Ahad urfiyat faisal.



unku zara body shodi ka bahut shokh tha.



Aur jab bhi jaata tha bas juice peena zaroori tha...



uske pass thodi modified blue CBZ thi....



mallepally masjid ke saamne waale ground mein uska ghar hai

[indiabo]

Isi baat yaad aaya.



yeh gym ka shokh.



Bachcho ke seene phule hue, zara tan ke chalna, subah shaam gym ke baare mein sochnaa, teen teen ghante exercise karna, juice peena,



us pese ghar walon ku dam, chane khaa khaa ke sade badbo ke paada maarna hahahahahah



bade ajeeb dina rehte aur takhreeban sab kabhi naa kabhi gym ka shokh thoda to bhi pakadte



........

[Syed Adil]

Isi baat yaad aaya.

yeh gym ka shokh.

Bachcho ke seene phule hue, zara tan ke chalna, subah shaam gym ke baare mein sochnaa, teen teen ghante exercise karna, juice peena,

us pese ghar walon ku dam, chane khaa khaa ke sade badbo ke paada maarna hahahahahah

bade ajeeb dina rehte aur takhreeban sab kabhi naa kabhi gym ka shokh thoda to bhi pakadte

........

hau ustad ye to baat sai hai.... mai bhi pehle bhot exercise karta tha...

magar jab se ye job ka chakkar chala... gym cheez kya hai yaad hi ni hai...

[indiabo]

to yaane aap bhi kisi zamaane mein body builder hua karte the....



Waise maine bhi 2 saal exercise ki .... Aur waqt ke saath interest chala gaya...



yeh salmaan khan hai is fisaad ki jad kya bolte

[GUARENTEED LAUGHTER]

BHAI THODA LAMBA MAGAR GUARANTEEE HASI AAYEGIII

Hi,


Only for those ppl who can read and understand Hindi......tooooo goood

This is one of the classiest Hyderabadi joke you may ever come
across..... It's an old Hyderabadi nugget... Enjoy this..it is really funny
if u know Hyderabadi slang!

In Hyderabad we have our own little SHOBAN . His name is Chotu. His
father is ambitious to educate Chotu. Chotu goes to school located in
Tappachaputra. Its
principal is educated in Urdu high school and claims that he passed tenth
class!

There is a school inspection the next day and the conversation is asfollows
:

Teacher, "Kal inispector ayinga. Kochchanaa (questions) puchinga. Sab
achchaa padkey aau. Koi galath answer deengaa naa tho main uske pairaan
thodtoon."

Chotu, "Iski maakki. Kyun aara inispector? Kaam nai hai usku? Kya
kochchanaa puchta kathey?"

Teacher, "Abey tereku kaiku re, tu kal school aanaaich nai. Tu tera moo
khola to gaaliaan nikaltay. Tereku main absent nai daalthaun. Ghar pe
baithkey gotiyaan
khel. Tu school aayingaa to inispector ke saamney mere izzat ki biryaani
karke khaaingaa tu."

So our Chotu is excited, goes home and tells his father that he is not
going to school the next day.

Father, "Yeah kyaa hai..ischool hai paan dabba hai? Gaand pay maartoon
saale tu ischool nai gaya to!"

Chotu, "Arey Bava, mera teacher bola nakko aao bolke."

Father, "Usku akhal hai! Begum suno! Chotu ischool nai jayinga kathey
kal. Agar ino ischool nai gaya to kaise padhinga? Chotu, agar tu kal ischool
nahin gaya naa, tere haathan pairaan thod daaltaun."

So Chotu cries and finally agrees to go to school. Next day at in school,
the teacher is very upset to see Chotu back.

Teacher, "Arey Teri maakki. Nakko aao bole to bhi kyun aaya re?"

Chotu, "Mera bava gaand phodtaon bola ischool nai gaya to."

Teacher, "Offo! Tera bava bola? Theek hai chal. Last bench pe baith aur
inispector aya to chhup jaa... Dikhnaich nai. Kuch bhi gadbad karinga naa
meri noukri gaand lag jayingi."

So Chotu goes and sits on the last bench hiding behind a tall guy.
Inspector comes for the visit.
Inspector, "Adaab."

Teacher, "Adaab saab. Bachen acha padrain saab. Kochchanaa puchey to
answeraan yun bolte."

Inspector, "Abaa? Offo! Ithney kilever(clever) hai aapke bachchey?
Achchaa, ek bahuth easy sawaal - Hamarey body mein sab se nazook cheez kaun
si hai?"

Teacher, "Arey Imtiyaz tu bata rey!"

Imtiyaz, "Saab, Kaleja saab."

Inspector, "Aisa! ...... woh kyun?"

Imtiyaz, "Saab, kaleja hai to sab kuch hota. Agar who gaya naa, kuch bhi
nahin hota saab!"

Inspector, "Abaa, kya tez potta hai rey! Aur koi?"

Teacher, "Arey Akram, tu bata re."

Akram, "Saab bheja saab. Bhejey ku khuch bhi hua to kuch yaad nahin
rehta saab. Haathaan pairaan kaam nai karthey,iscooter ku kick bhi nai maar
sakthey saab."

Inspector, "Abey Teacher, kya kya padaaraa re inku tu. Chutiye ke
jaiseich answeraan bolrai naa!!"

In the meantime Chotu is trying very hard to hide but Inspector sees
him. He thinks Chotu is hiding because he does not know the answer.

Inspector, "Woh last bench pe yun jhuk ke baithaa naa woh pottey ka naam
kya hai?"

Teacher, "Kaun saab? .......Woh! (iski bhain ku, kaiku dikhaa re tu) Woh
Chotu hai saab."

Inspector, "Chotu? Ye kya naam hai? Kahan-kahan se lagaathey re bhai
naamaan! Chotu, woh lambu ke peechchey kaiku chchup raa tu?"

Chotu, "Saab main moo khola to teacher maaringi saab."

Inspector, "Tereku yaa mereku??"

Teacher, "Arey kya baath kar reh saab, main kaiku maarthaum aapku. Ye
potta ekdam badmaash hai saab, jhoot bolraa. Abey Chotu, answer maloom hain
to bol nai tho khaamoosh baith jaa mere baap tere pau padthaum."

Chotu, "Saab answer Gaand hai saab."

Teacher, "Allah!! Ino moo khola to meri gaand lag gayi re!!!"

Inspector, "Abey kyaa to bhi bolra re! Sharam kar badon ke saamney
aisaich baathaan karthey! Yeich sikhaaye tumhaarey amma-bavaa? Gaand kahaan
kaa
answer hai re?"

Chotu, "Hau saab, gaand ich sabse naazook cheez hai. Kaiku boletho
wahaan pe dilli mein baamb phata, to yahan Hydrabad mein apni gaand phat
thi... Yahaan old city mein gadbadaan shuru
hothey, wahaan new city mein sabki gaand phat thi... Uttaa kyoon saab,
main yeh answer bolraun naa, mere teacher ki gaand phatrai dekho!"

[GUARENTEED LAUGHTER]

BHAI THODA LAMBA MAGAR GUARANTEEE HASI AAYEGIII

Hi,


Only for those ppl who can read and understand Hindi......tooooo goood

This is one of the classiest Hyderabadi joke you may ever come
across..... It's an old Hyderabadi nugget... Enjoy this..it is really funny
if u know Hyderabadi slang!

In Hyderabad we have our own little SHOBAN . His name is Chotu. His
father is ambitious to educate Chotu. Chotu goes to school located in
Tappachaputra. Its
principal is educated in Urdu high school and claims that he passed tenth
class!

There is a school inspection the next day and the conversation is asfollows
:

Teacher, "Kal inispector ayinga. Kochchanaa (questions) puchinga. Sab
achchaa padkey aau. Koi galath answer deengaa naa tho main uske pairaan
thodtoon."

Chotu, "Iski maakki. Kyun aara inispector? Kaam nai hai usku? Kya
kochchanaa puchta kathey?"

Teacher, "Abey tereku kaiku re, tu kal school aanaaich nai. Tu tera moo
khola to gaaliaan nikaltay. Tereku main absent nai daalthaun. Ghar pe
baithkey gotiyaan
khel. Tu school aayingaa to inispector ke saamney mere izzat ki biryaani
karke khaaingaa tu."

So our Chotu is excited, goes home and tells his father that he is not
going to school the next day.

Father, "Yeah kyaa hai..ischool hai paan dabba hai? Gaand pay maartoon
saale tu ischool nai gaya to!"

Chotu, "Arey Bava, mera teacher bola nakko aao bolke."

Father, "Usku akhal hai! Begum suno! Chotu ischool nai jayinga kathey
kal. Agar ino ischool nai gaya to kaise padhinga? Chotu, agar tu kal ischool
nahin gaya naa, tere haathan pairaan thod daaltaun."

So Chotu cries and finally agrees to go to school. Next day at in school,
the teacher is very upset to see Chotu back.

Teacher, "Arey Teri maakki. Nakko aao bole to bhi kyun aaya re?"

Chotu, "Mera bava gaand phodtaon bola ischool nai gaya to."

Teacher, "Offo! Tera bava bola? Theek hai chal. Last bench pe baith aur
inispector aya to chhup jaa... Dikhnaich nai. Kuch bhi gadbad karinga naa
meri noukri gaand lag jayingi."

So Chotu goes and sits on the last bench hiding behind a tall guy.
Inspector comes for the visit.
Inspector, "Adaab."

Teacher, "Adaab saab. Bachen acha padrain saab. Kochchanaa puchey to
answeraan yun bolte."

Inspector, "Abaa? Offo! Ithney kilever(clever) hai aapke bachchey?
Achchaa, ek bahuth easy sawaal - Hamarey body mein sab se nazook cheez kaun
si hai?"

Teacher, "Arey Imtiyaz tu bata rey!"

Imtiyaz, "Saab, Kaleja saab."

Inspector, "Aisa! ...... woh kyun?"

Imtiyaz, "Saab, kaleja hai to sab kuch hota. Agar who gaya naa, kuch bhi
nahin hota saab!"

Inspector, "Abaa, kya tez potta hai rey! Aur koi?"

Teacher, "Arey Akram, tu bata re."

Akram, "Saab bheja saab. Bhejey ku khuch bhi hua to kuch yaad nahin
rehta saab. Haathaan pairaan kaam nai karthey,iscooter ku kick bhi nai maar
sakthey saab."

Inspector, "Abey Teacher, kya kya padaaraa re inku tu. Chutiye ke
jaiseich answeraan bolrai naa!!"

In the meantime Chotu is trying very hard to hide but Inspector sees
him. He thinks Chotu is hiding because he does not know the answer.

Inspector, "Woh last bench pe yun jhuk ke baithaa naa woh pottey ka naam
kya hai?"

Teacher, "Kaun saab? .......Woh! (iski bhain ku, kaiku dikhaa re tu) Woh
Chotu hai saab."

Inspector, "Chotu? Ye kya naam hai? Kahan-kahan se lagaathey re bhai
naamaan! Chotu, woh lambu ke peechchey kaiku chchup raa tu?"

Chotu, "Saab main moo khola to teacher maaringi saab."

Inspector, "Tereku yaa mereku??"

Teacher, "Arey kya baath kar reh saab, main kaiku maarthaum aapku. Ye
potta ekdam badmaash hai saab, jhoot bolraa. Abey Chotu, answer maloom hain
to bol nai tho khaamoosh baith jaa mere baap tere pau padthaum."

Chotu, "Saab answer Gaand hai saab."

Teacher, "Allah!! Ino moo khola to meri gaand lag gayi re!!!"

Inspector, "Abey kyaa to bhi bolra re! Sharam kar badon ke saamney
aisaich baathaan karthey! Yeich sikhaaye tumhaarey amma-bavaa? Gaand kahaan
kaa
answer hai re?"

Chotu, "Hau saab, gaand ich sabse naazook cheez hai. Kaiku boletho
wahaan pe dilli mein baamb phata, to yahan Hydrabad mein apni gaand phat
thi... Yahaan old city mein gadbadaan shuru
hothey, wahaan new city mein sabki gaand phat thi... Uttaa kyoon saab,
main yeh answer bolraun naa, mere teacher ki gaand phatrai dekho!"

[Syed Adil]

Bahot ache Bahot ache.... this is most hilarious joke I've ever found.... great going... lage raho bhai.... chalne do bola....

[GUARENTEED LAUGHTER]

SHUKRIYA ......YEH EK HAMARE DOST SAHEB MAIL BHEJE TE 2 SAAL PEHLE.

[dhakkan]

hamaare bhai logo ku mera salaam katay!!!!bhai saab maafi maangtau kya hora boletoh computer pe baithne ka mauqa nai milra bhai bhaiyya aaye ve hai na chuttiyo pe toh unke saath hi busy rehrau lekin aap loga toh hamesha dil me hai mere...hamaare zafar bhai shaadi me ek shart pe aate apan......marfa rehna aur meri aur khan saab ki taraf se ek pudine ka badaa haar aur apne poore abbu chunnu khaja patel rasheed afroz ismail jhagir sob ki leke aatau shaadi me mai...bolo hai manzooor?

[guaranteed laughter]

computer pe baithne ka mauqa nai milra

computer pe kaiku baitte bawa. tod dete kya???

apni hyderabadi baat kuch maane ajeeb hai

bhaiyya aaye ve hai na chuttiyo pe toh unke saath hi busy rehrau

aisa to khoob partiyan karrein hongey tum....



scent bottalan laye to bolo ....





WAISE DHAKKAN SAAB AAP UPAR WALA JOKE NAHIN PADE???

KUCH BHI COMMENT NAHIN DIYE,

[dhakkan]

bhai gr8 reli gr8 mai woh joke nahi padha tha isliye compliment nahi diya warna mai aise behtareen joke ki tareef nahi karna namumkin hai.................reli a gud 1... i infact we all will b expecting many more frm u like dis1's

[Syed Adil]

hamaare bhai logo ku mera salaam katay!!!!bhai saab maafi maangtau kya hora boletoh computer pe baithne ka mauqa nai milra bhai bhaiyya aaye ve hai na chuttiyo pe toh unke saath hi busy rehrau lekin aap loga toh hamesha dil me hai mere...hamaare zafar bhai shaadi me ek shart pe aate apan......marfa rehna aur meri aur khan saab ki taraf se ek pudine ka badaa haar aur apne poore abbu chunnu khaja patel rasheed afroz ismail jhagir sob ki leke aatau shaadi me mai...bolo hai manzooor?

Wollekum Salaam.....



Arey kaa hai pasha tum... gaib hue so gaibich hogai.... computer po nakko baitho bawa... tod dete kya... kursi po baithke computer istemaal karo.....



haur kya bole to bhir se tumhare bhai wapis aagaye... kya kya lai... thode chaklataa hamare ku bhi laake do na baigan.. kisku bhi pata nai chale jaisa hallu freege mei se nikal ke laalo...



arey aajaao ji... shaadi tumhare bhai ki hai jisku dil bola uska leke aao... magar walime mei akele aana dekho.....



marfa laalo tum befikri se... charminar se nikalo.... shaadi khaane mei ghusne se pehle baaje waalo ku bhej dena... nai to kya hai... hamare bawa meri peet phod dete...

[Syed Adil]

Dekho bhai pehle to rishta lagnaich badi lambi kahani rehti Hyderabad mein, kuch to bi rahne deo bhai, chalo shuru karinge....



Ghar ke baazu bacchiyaan rahte, rishte daaraon mein bacchiyaan rahte, magar na ladke ko na ladke ki amma ko koi bacchi pasand aati, jaake matrimonial ke daftaraon mein naam likhaate naama wo matrimonial ke, (khair ab to dinaan bi badalrain, potte tez hogae, pottiyaan bi tez hogae, sub kaaman net pe karlerain, wo shaadi.com hai nae, wiase bhot khulgae aajkal net pe, ye naseeb.com pe bi aajkal bhot logaan mil lerain, ab wo net me mil lerain udarich sub nain matakka hojaara, mil lerain, dekh lerain, dikhaalerain, sub hojaara phir jaake idar potta udar potti amma ko bolrain, ammi mereko wo bacchi se shaadi karma hai, but in most of other cases, its still a traditional way where in groom's mother is solely responsible to find a bride for her (beloved) son! Be it first or last…)







Ab baari aati, ladkiyon ku dekhne ki, ghar mein, car rahi to car mein nae to bus mein jaane waale bi auto mein jaate ladki ku dekhne kaiku bolay to ruaab se jaana naa, ladke waale hai! Kon kon jaate bolay to ladke ki amma, bhainaan, agar bhabi rahay to uno (alag nae hogae to) bi jaate,







Ghar se nikalne se pahleich zimmedaariyaan batt jaate ladke ki amma subko bolte ke rukhsana tum ladki ki amma pe nazar rakkho (amma tez rahi to ladki bi tezich rahti!!!), durdaana tum zara ghar ku dekho un logaon ka rahan sahan, rizwaana tum naa ladki peich nazar rakkho, mai bi dekhtiyoon agar kuch to bi bhulgae to tum bi dekhna (fall back option).







Ab idar ladki ki amma ka lecture ghar mein, ghar mein zoraon se tayyariyaan, Ladki ki amma ladki ku bolte rahte, tu hasti bhot, has nakko unlogaon ke saamne, moo nakko khol, jitta puche uttaich bol.. Unlogaan kuch to bi poochay aur samajh mein nae aaya to chup baith, main puchtiyoon terese khulla khulla jab bolna …phir ladki ka full make up hota n all. Ladki ka koi bhai agar zara lathoor kisam ka raha to usko boldete ke tum nakko raho aaj 9 bajay se 4 bajay tak, us din uska tadi paar rahta.







Khair, jab ladki ku dekhne ka din aata to Idar se ladke ki amma bhainaan jaate n phir ladki waalaon ke ghar mein badi aau bhagat hoti, khaate peete, phir hallu se aati ladki aur subku salaam karke baith jaati, ladke ki amma bolte, idar aao bete zara (walking test) mere bazu baitho, idar dekho (eye test), phir haat pakad ke dekhte, poore paanch ungliyaan hai ke nae, idar se shuru hoti karwae…phir bolte, aapka naam kya hai (arey kya isam nawesi mein nae dekhay naam?) infact this is speech test. Sub hojaane ke ladke ki maa bolti, aapa (matlab ladki ki maa) ab ham jaate, ham aapku ek do din mein jawab dinge, saari baaten sirf aurtaon ki hoti, koi mard ismein shaamil nae rahta... Ab agar gaadi mein aae to driver ko bolte gaadi lao door ke paas n wapis hojaate, ya phir agar auto mein aae to kon to jaake auto chukaa ke laate, aur ladke ke amma bhainaan chalay jaate.







Jaisich gaadi mein baithay, geebaataan shuru hotay! Ladki ki amma ko dekhe kaisi thi, itta make up kari bichaari dikhra tha ke unkuch dekhne aae?







Ladki thoda kaisa ki chalri thi ji ammi, main phir se bolongi boli chalke dikhao bolke magar nae boli kya samajhte ki bolke!







Wo biscuitaan kaanse laae thay ki mereko to ek bi nae khae gaya.







Aae chae mein shakkar bi kam thi, aisi kya to bi hai, kya sugar patientaan hai kya? (Comments on servings







Ladki ki badi bhain saamne nae aae kuch to bi hai kya usko?







Subse badi waali bacchon ke saath thi ghar mein thi, kaeen miyaan chor diya kya?







Ladki ke bhai ke baalaan dekhay, choti daal sakte ekich dam laathoor dikhra tha.







Ab ye chakkar tab tak chate rahta jab tak koi ladki pasand nae aajaati. Until this moment, ladka maximum sirf Photuaan dekh sakta ladkiyon ke (no more access for him)! Ab ladki agar koi pasand aagae to phir mardaane mein baat cheet shuru hoti, jahez lene waalay apni list pesh karte, phir uspe discussions hotay, phir maher ki baat hoti phir baaz waqat ye bi hota ke shaadi ke din chae paani rakhinge (ye ladki waale karte), valeema (ladke waale karte) mein dono milke karinge, kaiku bolay to ladki waalaon ki shaadi mein khaane ke paise bach jaate naa. Khair, sub hojaane ke baad rasam ki date fix hoti.







Rasam se rishte ki karwae shuru hoti (hau hamare hyderabad mein engagement ku rasam bolte). Rasam haisiyat ke hisaab se ya ghar pe ya phir shaadi khaane mein hota (mostly it is in marriage halls these days). Ab ismein bi do baataan hai dekho, agar ladka udarich hyderabad meich raha aur rasam function hall mein hua to to phir dulay ki kursi aati uspe baithta ladka, Rasam mein khaas khaas logaon kuch daawat dete, phir angothiyon (rings) ka xchange hota, ladki waale ladke ku angothi pinaate and ladke waale ladki ko.







Phir khaana khilaate, biryaani, dahi ki chatni, bagaare baigan, naan, kheema, double ka mittha, ye sub pahle ke dishaan hai, ab latest chalra Hyderabad mein, bhot nae nae dishaan banrain, nae nae naaman, nae nae taste, nae nae kharchay haisiyat ke mutabiq! (Most likely, expenses of this one single gathering will be sound enough for the whole marriage expenses in other states) Video lete, photuaan kheenchte aur bhot maza aata. Ab agar ladka baaher(abroad) raha to samjo ke video ke beech beech mein ladke ke photuaan bataate rahta, alag alag posaon mein.







Ab agar kaeen rasam ghar mein hua to samjho roof (terrace pe) khaana khilaate mardaane ku aur aazu baazu ke pados se roomaan lelete logaon ku bithaane, ghar ke saamne shamiyanaa lagaate, udar kursiyaan daalke bi bithaate. Ab aisi jaga bichaara ladka bi kaaman karta. Hyderabad mein Zanaana ek taraf khaana khaata aur mardaana ek taraf! Matlab ke dono alag alag khaate....







Rasam hojaane ke baad baday logaan baithke shaadi ki taareeq tae karte……

[indiabo]

Bhai adil saab bahut mehnat kare aap ye article likhne mein. waise iska standard bhi bahut hi zabardast hai malik!!



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[indiabo]

waise aap ki baghair i jaazat ke mein apne ek dost ku post kiya

[indiabo]

Adil bhai aur dhakkan bhai kyaaa sunaaoun aapko .



Aaj ek case hogaya... mama



7 baje ki baat hai, ek dost aaya aur bola necklace road jaayinge mama . hum bhi khush hogaye aur theek si T shirt daal le ke nikalliye.



Ab hamare haath pe plaster hai zara yaad dila doun. ( i can turn my elbow to fold and hang it from neck).



Ab jaisa hi gaya hamare dost saab phhuuuk te bahut uno bole mamu zara do cigrette to pakdo to hum 8 rupe cigreete leliye.



itni der mein ek family pe nazar padi do teen bachchiyan phir rein te.



Ab necklace road po public ki ambaar hai. kahan dekhrain ki............to lite leke hum aage chal rain the sheikh...........



itni der mein woicch do pottiyan bazoo se jaate jaate bole



"logon ke haatha tootne par bhi ghoom naa nahin chhodte"



ari kya boloun bhai.



palatke mein bola



" apni haalat dekho behenji" uspe khikhilaa ke hase bhai.



Ab hamare dost ku josh chadgaya bolrein mama pottiyan tumhaare pe line daalraein ((zara allah ke shukr se hum khoobool surat dikhte)



to hum bhi tehergaye aage jaake. ab unlogon paas mobile aur lght dikhrein nokia 1100 se dkharein...



bhai bas itni der gheerat jaag gayi bade cheap gharaane ke hai bolaa aur aage nikalgaya bhai..



aur rasta bhar potta bolte raha kya hai re bhai





magar chance to tha bhai.



shukr hai imaan ki hifaazat hogai

[dhakkan]

khan saab tum sahi bole yaaro jo potti itte local chaale kari toh dil nai bolta yaaro pataana!!!pataana toh dil usku bolta jo zara nakhre bataake zara moo chuda ke ghoom jaati so..........lekin woh sob nautankiya kaiku bhai khan saab hamaare adil bhai jo post me likhe na woh hi sab karo tum bhi jaake potttiyan dekho logo ke gharon me kya hai boletoh loga bhot pottiyo ku ghar me chupa ke rakhe we hai kisku malooom chand ka tukda milgaya toh???????hamaare adil saab tum bhi baday fursat m,e likhe saab woh post ittti hasi aayi kasam khuda ki owh dina yaad aa agye jab hum bhaiyya ke liye ladkiyan dhoondh leteve phirre thay....achche se achche bure se bure logo se paaala padha bhai hamaare us darmiyaan me.......lekin pastriya chudwe thande phugat me dabaa liye samjho logo ke gharo ku jaake....tum bhi agar pasand aa bhi gayi ladki toh bhi chup chichore panay ku jaao doosre ladkiyo ke gharon ku{aray yaaro lekin nai boldiye toh ladki pe kya guzarti kisu maloom}...nakko bhai waisa nakko karo jo pasand aayi usku ich shaadi karlo aur mai marfa stage tak laake bajaane lagaatau aur aap ke waalid saab ku boltau uncle hamaare adil bhi k ich shaadi karrai uncle plss enjoy kar lene do{agar unhu bole nahi beta iske baad aur teen karaaane wala hu adil ek shaadiyan boletoh?}phir bhi enjoy karinge kaiku bole toh loga aksar pehle shaadi ke baad ke shaadiyan chup chaap me kar lete band vand nahi rehta...

[indiabo]

potti itte local chaale kari

dhakkan miyan isse local aur kya ji potton ku chhedte?????????? ari hum bhi dekhe posh bachchiyan kabhi mood mein rahe aur gang mein to comments marte.....................magar yeh saali.....

aray yaaro lekin nai boldiye toh ladki pe kya guzarti kisu maloom}

dhakkan miyan sahi bole aap..........



badi emotional baat kardiye

[Syed Adil]

Adil bhai aur dhakkan bhai kyaaa sunaaoun aapko .

Aaj ek case hogaya... mama

7 baje ki baat hai, ek dost aaya aur bola necklace road jaayinge mama . hum bhi khush hogaye aur theek si T shirt daal le ke nikalliye.

Ab hamare haath pe plaster hai zara yaad dila doun. ( i can turn my elbow to fold and hang it from neck).

Ab jaisa hi gaya hamare dost saab phhuuuk te bahut uno bole mamu zara do cigrette to pakdo to hum 8 rupe cigreete leliye.

itni der mein ek family pe nazar padi do teen bachchiyan phir rein te.

Ab necklace road po public ki ambaar hai. kahan dekhrain ki............to lite leke hum aage chal rain the sheikh...........

itni der mein woicch do pottiyan bazoo se jaate jaate bole

"logon ke haatha tootne par bhi ghoom naa nahin chhodte"

ari kya boloun bhai.

palatke mein bola

" apni haalat dekho behenji" uspe khikhilaa ke hase bhai.

Ab hamare dost ku josh chadgaya bolrein mama pottiyan tumhaare pe line daalraein ((zara allah ke shukr se hum khoobool surat dikhte)

to hum bhi tehergaye aage jaake. ab unlogon paas mobile aur lght dikhrein nokia 1100 se dkharein...

bhai bas itni der gheerat jaag gayi bade cheap gharaane ke hai bolaa aur aage nikalgaya bhai..

aur rasta bhar potta bolte raha kya hai re bhai


magar chance to tha bhai.

shukr hai imaan ki hifaazat hogai

Mere dosta bhi batare the ke neckalce road pe shaam hote ki itte maala aate bas poochna nai.....



indiabo bhai aapki baat to sai hai ke wo ladkiya had se zyada chichore the lekin kya hai na ye bhi maze ke qisse hai dekho.... baad mei yaad kare to hasi aati..... hyderabad ki life ke yahi to maze hai... kya bolte.....



aise qisse mere saath bhi bhot hue so hai... magar kya hai apan lite le lete the.... aise bhot milte bolke.... magar hamari gang badi chichori thi.... haath dhoke piche pad jaati thi... uske baad wo chichoriyo ko bhi sharam aake bhaag jaate the.....





ab kya bolu bhai.... mai jab last time vacation gaya tha abi padsum ich janvary mei ji.... mere do dosta ghar ku aake bole chal aaj tereku achi jagah leke jaate..... leke bhi to kaa gaye.... neklice road po..... mama raat mei kuch 8 baje the hunge.... poore potte pottiya mere khayal se BPO's mei job karne waale the wo.... mu mei mu daalke baithewe hai... zarri sharam nai dekho.... ab hum logo mei se hamare ek dost saab phookte bhot ab unu un logo ku dekhre phook re... mera dusra dost kabhi bhi cigrete nai peeta aur shaadi shuda hai.... une bhi bolra mama ek cigrete de bardaasht nai hora bolke.... mai bola nikal be yaan se..... police waale aainge un loga to bhaag jayinge... apan pakde gaye na to apni phut jayingi free mei.... haur kya bolte so.... agar koi pehchanat ka nikla haur dekhliya boleto une zindagi bhar taane maringa phir.... tum tino ku us din neklice road pe dekha bolke.....

[Syed Adil]

khan saab tum sahi bole yaaro jo potti itte local chaale kari toh dil nai bolta yaaro pataana!!!pataana toh dil usku bolta jo zara nakhre bataake zara moo chuda ke ghoom jaati so..........lekin woh sob nautankiya kaiku bhai khan saab hamaare adil bhai jo post me likhe na woh hi sab karo tum bhi jaake potttiyan dekho logo ke gharon me kya hai boletoh loga bhot pottiyo ku ghar me chupa ke rakhe we hai kisku malooom chand ka tukda milgaya toh???????hamaare adil saab tum bhi baday fursat m,e likhe saab woh post ittti hasi aayi kasam khuda ki owh dina yaad aa agye jab hum bhaiyya ke liye ladkiyan dhoondh leteve phirre thay....achche se achche bure se bure logo se paaala padha bhai hamaare us darmiyaan me.......lekin pastriya chudwe thande phugat me dabaa liye samjho logo ke gharo ku jaake....tum bhi agar pasand aa bhi gayi ladki toh bhi chup chichore panay ku jaao doosre ladkiyo ke gharon ku{aray yaaro lekin nai boldiye toh ladki pe kya guzarti kisu maloom}...nakko bhai waisa nakko karo jo pasand aayi usku ich shaadi karlo aur mai marfa stage tak laake bajaane lagaatau aur aap ke waalid saab ku boltau uncle hamaare adil bhi k ich shaadi karrai uncle plss enjoy kar lene do{agar unhu bole nahi beta iske baad aur teen karaaane wala hu adil ek shaadiyan boletoh?}phir bhi enjoy karinge kaiku bole toh loga aksar pehle shaadi ke baad ke shaadiyan chup chaap me kar lete band vand nahi rehta...

dhakkan saab ladki waalo ku naa kare to ladki ke dil pe kya beet ti....?



mai samajhtu ke ladki ku thodi der ke liye bura dikhinga magar baat mei usku bhi koi na koi mil hi jaata... ab dekho jab aapko ladki pasand nai hai magar aap phir bhi shaadi karre to usku bhi zindagi dosagh aur aapki bhi zindagi dosagh... isiliye agar ladki ke dil pe kya beet ti bolke sonche to.... dono parties ku long run mei masla hojaata... aur phir Allah Taala har kisi ka joda banake rakhe so hai....

[indiabo]

Mere dosta bhi batare the ke neckalce road pe shaam hote ki itte maala aate bas poochna nai.....

Arey bhai bakri eid mein utne bakre nahin dikhnaa utne pottiyan aur burkhwaaliyan dikhtey........

moti, kaali, giddi, achchi, peeli, beeli, posh, cheap........

baad mei yaad kare to hasi aati.....

exactly..... thoda achchaa bhi dikhta koi chhede bolke :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

poore potte pottiya mere khayal se BPO's mei job karne waale

sahi bole . job das ya 11 baje shuru hoti bolke english mein tartartartar karte rehte uspe se paise bhi bhi dikhaatey rehte ...