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by **Bhaimiya** » Sun Jun 02, 2002 12:30 am

Sorry I mean Shahid bhai.

by **Bhaimiya** » Sun Jun 02, 2002 12:30 am

Sub bhaiyon aur behno ka bahut bahut shukriya is board mein hissa leney ka aur mujhey ummed nahi thee key is board mein itney log hissa lengey.

by **Shahed** » Sun Jun 02, 2002 12:30 am

AMIR KHAN.......is doing a cool drink Ad. in Hyderabadi Lang.....soon u r gonna C it. A Typical Hyderabadi Valima at Shalimar Garden...... Harey baap mai kya boloon tere ku...Sunday ku Ghani bhai ki behan ke Valime mein gaya tha.. Kaan thaa maloom tere kooo.. Woh Dan-Lap ki badee dukaan hai naa uski saamnich ek badaa shaadi khaana hai, usmeich valima tha dekh.Other one: Harey kapde kya paina tha tu..? Woich to bolroun na baigan suno.... zara sabar nai hai..Us din mai Green Colour ki Chamak Chamak ki Haalf T-Shirt paina(Woich jo mai koti ke phutpaat se khareeda,tere ku bataaya na) Aur Laal rang ka Baggy Paint , ghaadi nai thee is liye Haath pe peela rumaal ban liya tha,...Aur woh safed color ke lambe joote(Anklette Sports Shoes),Powder wowder maar ke apni Ampala(Hero Cycle) pe nikla dekh.. jaisich Chowk pe gaya, Apne Salim bhai paan waale pakad liye, Aur zabardasti paan mu me ghused diye, unke paas ek color color ki aayenak bhi thee main woh maang ke pain liya, aur DANDA maarte maarte shaadi khaane pahoonch gaya. Waan gaya tou kya logaan re bhai dekh ke meri to hawa sarak gayee.. Apni ampaala ku peechay galli mein park kara 2-2 locka maara usko aur phir ZATTT bolke andar ghus gaya. Andar kya thaa baap dekh ke meri aankhaan phir gaye.. Andar apne Rafiq Bhai...Zafar Bhai...Mumtaaz bhai..Kotta..Krishna Anna... Sab logaan they reyyyy. Apney Pashu bhai,Quddoos,Kausar,Jaani mian,Chunnu,Shukoor,Nawaab,Amjad,Basheer,Gorooo Sob aaye they bhot badee GYAANG theee. Aur apne sherwaaniaan bhi udhar kone mein baitey they PAANA kha re they ,Aur upper nai ek bada stage banaye they us pe Ather bhai ka aarkestaa chal ra tha.. Kya lightaan they re waan pe..Bheed boleto chumtion ke jaisee bheed thee. Sob aarkestaa sun re they aur jab deepa dhar woh gaanaa gayee \'too mungada mungda mai gudh ki dali\' makki kir kiri..... sob uth ke naachey lagay re...aur Apna shafeeq hai na un tou RAMPURI leke chad gaya aur 1-1 rupai ke 2 notaan uspe waarke phek diya...... Woh logaan deron ke beech mein darwaaze ke jaisa banaaye logaan andar jaane ke liye, Sob baith ke aarkestaa dekh rai they dekh jaise-ich andar waala budda bola AAAIYE KHANA KHAANE sob logaan woh dere pe toot pade.. Yeh!! kya dhaklam dhalki huvee makki... mai tou baouraan hogaya . Buddon ke topian gir gaye, chaplan nikal gaye,Kapde phat gaye... phir bhi khaane pe mar re.. ISKI MAAKE LAFANGEY , BHUKAADAAN ....kursiyon ku ungal ungal ke andar ghuss re they sab. Kya gammat huvee baap ek tou neechay gir gayaa haur logaan usko lataaan waataan maarke usko khundal ke nikal gaye. Sob ke kapde baigan mein mil gaye..Aakhir mein logon ki bheed se woh deraich toot gaya jaao. Sob logaan sob dastarkhano pe baith gaye, bhot saare KUD KUDAATE aake phir kursiyon pe baith gaye.
Ye haalat dekh ke mai aur abdul ham dono doosre dastarkhaan pe paileich andar PISHAAB ko gaye jaisa karke wainch buddon se bataan karte thair gaye, jaisa dastar laga ham paileich baith gaye, aur phir thodi der baad sob aake baith gaye. Apne tabal pe baap 6 buddhe aake baith gaye. Ma ku khaaoon kya boloon baas buddhon ki kheech.. BUDDHE HAATH PHER TE HI BIRYAANI JAAKE BAGHAARA HO RAI THEEE. Buddhon ke mu mein dataan nai phir bhi LAPAR LAPAR kya biryaani dabaa re they...Mai abdul ko bola aaisa nai chaleinga re, mai abdul se aath aane liya , mere paas se aathaane daala ...aur waiter ke paas gaya aur usko alag le jaake de diya aur bola NATAN BOLTA daalke biryaani seedhaa apne haath mein laake dena dena. Phir kya baap woh waiter kya biryaani lara thaa- fulllll nata boltaaan daal ke.. Uskey baad muragh , mitthaa sob apne ke paas... apan to dabaa ke khaaye, phir bahaar aake ham dono paan khaake aarkestaa dekhey. Athar bhai kya gaare they baap maza aa gayaa. Logon ka dekh ke mai bhi ek potte ko pakad ke 1 rupai ke saath 1 chitti pe ek gaana likh ke unko bheja baap lekin woh gaana Ather bhai nahin gaye. Arey Kaoun sa gaana tha re : woh gaana bhot mashoor hai re.\'Ye Duniya Ye mehfil mere kaam ki nahin\'. Bhot der tak dekha phir 3-4 baje sab nikal gaye mai bhi bahar aagayaa.. Aur galli mein cycle lene gaya tou mere dimaagh SANNNN ho gaya .. \'KOI MAKKA... MERI CYCLE ICH MAAR KE CHAL DIYA\'. Auto waalon ko 1 rupya deke charminaar tak aayon, phir waan se paidal paidal ghar aayon. Kya Walima tha baap..

by **Bhaimiya** » Sun Jun 02, 2002 12:30 am

Bhai Shan: Aap is board per likhney ki bajaye ek telegu board banatey to accha tha naji.

by **Shan** » Sun Jun 02, 2002 12:30 am

Arey ! Yendhi ra bhai merandharu gatla matladuthundru. Jara naku guda mouka isthe kadha? Duniya antha kharab ayipoyindhi. Monna Indira Park poyununti.
Gada Porilu suggu sharam lekunda moga poragalla thoti. thoo. :-)

by **Bhaimiya** » Sun Jun 02, 2002 12:30 am

Weldone Shahib bhai - aapney bahut accha naksha kheecha dawat ka aur dawatiyon ka.

by **Kulcha Hyderabadi** » Mon Jun 03, 2002 12:30 am

Mere bhai, the correct version is \"Saas ka chittad, gach ko pakad\".... did not post this one for obvious reasons!

by **Chichora** » Mon Jun 03, 2002 12:30 am

Jahel Amma apni beti sey mukatib hey jo matric tak padi howee hey \"Aagey chinnal kan margayee thi jab sey, dhagad key saat thi kya, aai amma tum kesi ghandi baatien karteinji, zara mein pados mein kareeman key pass padney gayee thi, agey rand dekh jhoot mat bol mujh sey mein pados mein kareeman ki amma sey puchi to woh boli tuh aur kareeman kahin gaye hein aur usko bhi nahi pata key tum dono kahan gayee hein, batta sach sach kis key saat gayee thi nayee to dek terey bawa ko aandey jo tera hashar karoongi aaj zindagi bhar dhagad sey milney sey pheley yaad kariengee.

by BM » Tue Feb 18, 2003 8:55 pm

Kya shandaar board tha yaro yeh.

by **durga** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 1:06 am

hau, bade miyya ! padkar bohath achha laga.. bohoth apna apna. apna hyderabd style ich allag hai. hum aurat log kafee alag bolthe, tum marad log se, hai na?
mein english mein baath karthe karthe bhi kitne baar mere office mein bhi apana hyderbadi style ko laalethi.. apne desh ke log immdiately pahechan jaathe,ke mei kahan se hun !aur pareshen bhi karthe, samajh mein nahin aaatha na, kya bolare apan ! woh hindi hai kya bhi pochtte !! mein bolti \'hau\'! hamara hyderabadi hindi hai yaaron.. aur kahin nahin milta, poori duniya mein. mera hyderbad ko salam.

by **Hira/Nyx!** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 9:32 am

Bhaimiya, hina baji ka saath dene main bi hoon yhaan...!! fikar nakko karo hina baji main hoon na.. main hyderabad mein ich rehtiyun... mereku waise hyderabadi bolne mein thodi sharam aati apne friends mein kaiku boleto bhot saare mere dostaan hinduaich hai.. aur mereku lagta un logan kya sochinge...magar hyd\'badi hoke hydbadi nai bolna bhot mushkil hai.. aich jaata zabaan pe.. yeh nakko aur hau to kabbi nai chut ta.. aur sab ke cheezaan padke bhot acha laga.. aap logan sab kitne proudly hyd\'badi bolrain... dil khush ho gaya pad ke.. lekin kitti mushkil hui malum mereku? konki bole nai uppar cataract ho jaata bolke.. waisich laga mereku bhi!! aur konki bole dekho sec\'badi aur hyd\'badiyon ka.. wo bhi sachi ich hai... yeh ched chad chod diye to bas .. bachiyaan bhi aaram se ghoom sakte na... kaiku apne ilaake mein apanich badnaam hona..waise hina baji mera naam hira hai... main hyderabad mein rehtiun... mereku nai maloom aap ki umar kya hai... lekin abbi shayad shaad bhai uppar aap ku baji bole to main sonchi shayad aap mere se bade honge.. waise main 23 years ki hoon.. aap bataiye aap kitte saal ke hai..

by **Khatta** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 1:23 pm

A girl from bombay is trying to tease a hyderabadi boy in Old city and the boy replies. BOY: \"Kya toh bhi hai \'Kooraan Khujaray Kya Tumaray, Aakay khujaoon kya koraaan???

by **Khatta** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 1:34 pm

Two hyderabadi guys having a conversation : sunra baap kal raat may mai 2 bajay pane nhara tha Eak dumm current chalaygaya “Ab mayray charray jaam hogayeh” mai bola “Iske bhain ka nikah, yeh kya toh bhi hai”, another guy, baap phir toh teray “Filtaran chadgayeh hongay nai” pindayke mayre tumaray ku mazara sunkay.

by **BadiBi** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 2:10 pm

Nyx/Hiraaaa.....Ayyo Amma... kya mazaakhaaaan karrain tum , kaisey tou bi baataan karrain tum hau.. chote doodh peete bacche hai kya...nai maloom tumku..yaan pe ladki ki umar and ladke ki tankha nai poochte jawaaab kabbi bhi sahi nahi milta. Kitta accha dikhra dekho sob logaan ek jagah phir jama horain. Waisey tum naye dikhre apni biradari mein , Chalo pehle gale milingey phir waan baith ke baataan kareingey. Arey kareeman 1-2 chai leke aana deewaan khaane mein.

by **Shaik** » Thu Feb 20, 2003 6:17 pm

Kya toh bhi hey bhai keykoo toh bhi deemaag kahra.

by **bush** » Fri Feb 21, 2003 5:12 am

cheepdiyaan koo kaam dhaam nay hai, fakhat yaych hai.

by **Chichora** » Fri Feb 21, 2003 9:10 pm

Yeh Bush matimiley ko bhi kuch kaam daam nahi hey hamesha kisey laRhoon kisey Larhoon sonchtey rehta salaa.

by **Nyx!** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 9:25 am

Nai ji badibibi main thodi puraanich hoon idhar...jaane diyo phir bhi chai pilarain to nakko nai boltuyun main... pilo diyo.. chai ku koi nakko bolte kya? ayyo yaad aaya dekho mereku... badibibi koi kaam wali hai to hamare ku bi bolo na ji zara.. hamari kaam wali lathor hai... hafte mein 5 din dumma maarti, usku TV hona, acha khaana hona, ghar mein kuch nai paka to bi usku acha acha khaane ku ho jaana.. dil bezzaar ho gaya dekho... tumaari kaam wali se pooch ko dekho na ji.. uski koi bhain ya koi bi hai to hamare paas aao bolo... magar zyada nakhre nai karna bolo... kya to bi hai chai ab tak nai aayi, ine bi aisich kaam karti kya hamari kaam wali ke jaisa... soooob ka yehich haal hai kaa bi jaao!

by **\"BM\"** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 8:14 pm

Aap ku kesey malum huwa yeh \"BM\" stands for bade miyaan? Yeh BaRha Maskara hosakta ya phir BaRha Mohabbat Karney Wala hosakta?

by **Pashu** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 8:24 pm

Arey Jaani suna Riyadh sey Hyderabad ko Air India ki direct flight aari katey, Pashu kab sey chalu ho ri yeh flight, Boht jaldi ho ri katey rey Jaani, kitna maaza aaienga ney Pashu jahaz mein betho aur sidey apney Hyderabad ko phoncho mein toh boht khush hoon aur pheli flight sey apney Hyderabad ko jawoonga dekh.

by **Pasha** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 10:26 pm

i am afraid that is not HYDbadi at all...u sound more like Raaj kumar...

by **Mrs. Robinson** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 3:33 am

A dad takes his kid to a movie hall the first time and the kid is completely in awe of the theatre. As the movie begins and the lights begin to dim, the kid gets all excited and goes
\"Aji, baava, yeh lightaa kaiku dim horey?\"
So the dad goes, \"Yeh jo pluggaa hai na, pluggaa (plugs), usko hallu hallu socket se nikaal re!\"
hee hee!!!

by **Shaad-Aabaad** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 1:12 pm

..that was fun! carry on Hira and Badi Bi..Aji Hira..chaai kaisi thi? khaali chai pe taal diye badi bi ya osmania biscuit/mirchiyan bhi khilaye?

by **BadiBi** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:15 pm

Aayee bawa Shaadu mia ..aaisa kaisa khali chai pe taal dete, BadiBi ko aasaaich samjhe kya...chowk ke usmania biskitaan aur agra ka khara hamesha hawadaan mein pada rahta , koi bhi aaye gaye tou waqat bawaqat kaam aata. Tum aaingey na tou 2 din pahle bol diyo...mai shamshu(Hamara Naukar) ku bolke tumhare liye karypaff aur samosey manga ke rakhoongi aur haan aate waqat apni biwi aur bacchon ko bhi saath laana. Tumari jouru ke liye mai ek saadi khareed ke rakhee(Soonyaanpoth waali se khareedeee) aur bacchon ke liye kuch khilone(Used), Sab milkey saath aana dubai se. Aur haan mera ek chota sa kaam karna..aate waqak ek Sony ka 28 inch ka colour TV , Samsung ka VCR , 8-10 tole ka sone ka set , aur ek molinix ka mixture aur Sony ka ek Chota Video Camera zaroor laana. Bakhi list baad mein bhejoongi..Arey kareeman, O kareeman....woh darwaaze pe kaun murde hai dekho jaake ...jab dekho bell maar maar naak mein damm kar diye maathimiley....Inka murda nikal jaao. Chalo ji Hira bibi chaai jaldi jaldi khatam karo Inu aane ka time ho gaya , agar inu tumko yahan dekh leye na tou doosre din se tumhare ghar pe bilaank callan dena shuru kar dainge.

by **Shaad-Aabaad** » Tue Feb 25, 2003 6:16 pm

Aadab Badibi...kya ji amma..tum aisa kaisa samajh liye ki mere ku biwi bacchein hain...abhi talaash jaari hain na...aur acche hain tum...chai to Hira ku pilarein..lambe lambe listan hamare ku??! qair...koi acchi bacchi se baat chalaao na jee..tumhari bhanjee-bhatijee hoinga na koi to bhi...kya khayaaal hain?

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