by DQ » Tue Sep 21, 2004 7:54 am
$0.02-Throwing in your two cents' worth
24/7 - "Full time" erotic power exchange relationship
^$#*W#&$^ Perverts of the Lesser Magellanic Cloud
AAMOF - As a Matter of Fact
AFAIK-As far as I know
AFK- Away From keyboard
AKA-Also known as
AMFYOYO-adios. motherfreeker, you're on your own [a genuine medical acronym]
ASAP - As Soon As Possible
ATWASAATMAWMPTHTEATEAOMIHLPMPHABSA-all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players; they have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his life plays many parts, his acts being seven ages
AWHFY-Are we having fun yet?
B4-Before
B4N-Bye for Now
BAD-Broken as Designed
BBL- Be Back Later
BBN- Bye Bye Now
BBR-Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS-Bulletin Board System
BBS- Be Back Soon
BCNU-Be seein' you! (saying goodbye)
BEG- Big Evil Grin
BF- Boy Friend
BF - Bloody Fool
BFN-Bye For Now
BG - Big Grin
BION-Believe it or not
BMTIPG-Brilliant minds think in parallel gutters
BRB-Be right back
BS - Bu%#sh*@
BTA-But then Again (in response to IOW)
BTAIM-Be that as it may
BTDT(GTT) - Been There, Done That (Got the T-shirt)
BTOBD-Be there or be dead
BTSOOM-Beats the Shit Out Of Me
BTW-By the way
BWL- Bursting With Laughter
BWQ-Buzz Word Quotient
C&G- Chuckle and Grin
CAD-Control-Alternate-Delete (if you don't have a PC clone, ignore this)
CADET-Can't add, doesn't even try
CID- Crying In Disgrace
CIS-Compuserve Information System <tm>
CI$-<same>
CJMMP-cat jokes make me puke
CO-Conference
CNP...- Continued in Next Post
CP- Chat Post
CSG- Chuckle Snicker Grin
CTS - Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
CU-See you
CUL8R-See you later
CYA- See Ya
CYAL8R- See You Later
DBA-Date of Arrival
DELURK/LURKING-Lurking is reading but not posting on the list -
subsequently delurking is posting for the first time
(usually after a period of reading)
DIIK-Darn if I know
DKF - Dreaded Koosh Flogger
DL or D/LDownload, transmit to you
DLTBBB- Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DTRT-Do The Right Thing
DWIMC-Do What I Mean, Correctly
EG- Evil Grin
EMSG- Email Message
ESAD-Eat S*&# and Die
ETLA-Extended Three Letter Acronym
FAQ-frequently asked questions
FCFS-First come, first served
F2F-Face to Face
FISH-First In, Still Here
FOAF-Friend of A Friend
FTF-Face to Face
FUBAR- "Fixed" up beyond all recognition (also as FOOBAR or -
as a filename: FOO.BAR)
FUD-Fear, uncertainty, and doubt
FURTB-Full up ready to burst (about hard disk drives!)
FWIW-For what it's worth
FYI-For your information
G or g or <g>- Grin
g,d&r-grinning, ducking, and running
g,d&rf-Grinning, ducking and running FAST!
g,d&rvvf-Grinning, ducking and running VERY VERY FAST
GA-Go Ahead
GDW-Grin, Duck and Weave
GF- Girl Friend
GFN- Gone For Now
GFR-Grim File Reaper (pervasive data destroyer)
GGC-Goo Goo Cluster (cause zits & intestinal blockage)
GIGO-Garbage in, Garbage Out
GIGO-Garbage In, Gospel Out (people accepting blindly what the computer says)
GL-Good Luck
GLGH-Good Luck and Good Hunting
GMBO- Giggling My Butt Off
GMTA- Great Minds Think Alike
GOTHIC - reference towards "Medieval" or Vampire - mystical style
GOWI-Get on with it
GPF-General Protection Fault (Old UAE, New Name!)
GP,F-Go Puke, Fast!
GTSY- Glad To See You
H&K- Hug and Kiss
HABU- Have A Better 'Un
HAGN- Have A Good Night
HAGU- Have A Good 'Un
HHIS- Hanging Head in Shame
HICFOYFA-help! I can't figure out your freeking acronym
HNG-Horney Net Geek
HSIK-How Should I Know
IAAA-I am an accountant
IAAL-I am a lawyer
IAC-In any case
IAE-In any event
IANAA-I am not an accountant
IANAL-I Am Not A Lawyer
IAP - Internet Access Provider
IC- I See
IGP- I Gotta Pee
IIRC - If I Recall Correctly
IMAO - In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO-In my considered opinion
IME-In My Experience
IMHO-In my humble opinion [the speaker is never humble]
IM(H)O - In My (Humble) Opinion
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO- In My Opinion
IMPOV-In my point of view
IMX - In My eXperience
IOW-In other words
IRC - Internet Relay Chat (chat box)
IRL- In Real Life
IRT - In Reply To, In Regards To
ISATOFTBT-I'm sick and tired of this boring thread
ISO - In Search Of
ISP - Internet Service Provider
ITFA-In the final analysis
ITMT - In The MeanTime
IWALU- I Will Always Love You
IWBNI-If would Be Nice If
IYFEG-Insert Your Favourite Ethnic Group
IYPOM:)IYMINWTYA-if you put one more smiley in your mail I'll never write to you again
JAM-Just a moment
JAS-Just a second
JAWS-Just another Windows shell
JIC-Just In Case
JMO- Just My Opinion
JTLYK- Just To Let You Know
KIT- Keep In Touch
KOC- Kiss On Cheek
KOL- Kiss On Lips
L8R- Later
L8RG8R- Later 'Gator
LABATYD-Life's a bs and then you die
LDR - Long Distance Relationship (usually a euphemism for
Internet based - on line - "relationship")
LHM- Lord Help Me
LHO- Laughing Head Off
LHU-Lord Help Us
LMAO-Laughing My Ass Off
LOL-Laughing Out Loud
LSHMBB- Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMBH- Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LTNS- Long Time No See
LTS- Laughing To Self
LUWAMH- Love You With All My Heart
LY-Love Ya
MLA-Multiple Letter Acronym
MOF-Matter Of Fact
MorF-Male or Female
MOTAS - Member of the Appropriate Sex
MOTH-Humorous Collectibles Forum variation on Member of the Month
MOTM-Member of the Month
MOTOS - Member of the Opposite Sex
MOTSS - Member of the Same Sex
MPD - Multiple Personality Disorder
NATO-Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NBD-No Big Deal
NC - Non-Consentual
NFW-No Freeking Way
NG - News Group
NIMBY-(we all want it:) the Node In My Back Yard
NINO-Nothing in, nothing out
NOYB-None Of Your Business
NQA- No Questions Asked
NRE - new relationship energy
NTIM-Not That It Matters
NTIMM-Not That It Matters Much
NUI-Network User Identification
OBTW-Oh, By the Way
OIC-Oh, I see
O/L - On Line (as opposed to Real Life)
OL- Old Lady
OM- Old Man
OTF-On the Floor
OTL-Out To Lunch
OTOH - On The Other Hand
OTTH-On the third hand
OTTOMH-Off The Top Of My Head
OTW - One True Way
PABG-Pack a Big Gun
PDA - Public Displays of Affection
PBM-Play by Mail (Games)
PDN-Public Data Network
PDS- Please don't shoot
PISS - Passive Ignorance Silence Strike (used against frequent flamers in newsgroups)
PITA-Pain in the Ass
PLOKTA-Press Lots of keys to abort
PLONK - Messages from this person will be automatically deleted/ignored (used against frequent flamers in newsgroups)
PLYSBAOTI-perverts like you shouldn't be allowed on the internet
PM- Private Message
PMBI-Pardon my butting in
PMFBI -Pardon Me for butting in
PMFJI- Pardon me for Jumping In
PMP-Peed My Pants
POAHF- Put on a happy face
POSSLQ-Person of Opposite Sex sharing living quarters
POOF- Has left the chat room
POV-Point Of View
PPN-Programmer Project Number; currently known as UserID
PPPP-Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position
QSL- Reply
QSO- Conversation
QT- Cutie
RFD-Request For Discussion
RHIP-Rank Has Its Privileges
RL - Real Life (relationship)
RLCO-Real Life COnference
RNA-Ring, No Answer
ROF,L-Rolling on floor, laughing
ROFL-<same>
ROFLMAO - rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
ROFLMAOAY - rolling on the floor laughing my ass off at you
ROFLMAOPMP - rolling on the floor laughing my ass off p**ing in my pant(ie)s
ROFLMAOSTC - rolling on the floor laughing my a## off scaring the cats
ROFLMAOWTIME - rolling on the floor laughing my ass off with tears in my eyes
ROFLUTS - rolling on the floor laughing ...Unable to Speak
RPG-Role Playing Games
RSN-Real Soon Now (when WP 5.0 or other vaporware will arrive)
RTFM-Read the freeking manual (or message)
RTSM- Read the Stupid Manual
S or s or <s>- Smile
SE- Smiling Ear to Ear
SFB - S#&% For Brains
SFLA-Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SHID- Slaps Head in Disgust
SMOP-Small Matter of Programming
SNAFU-Situation normal, all "fixed" up
SO - Significant Other
SOH - Sense Of Humor
SOL-S*#& outta luck
SOP-Standard Operating Procedures
SOS-Same old S*#@
SQO - Some Quantity Of
SSDD-Same s*#@, different day
SUFID-Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SWAK-Sealed with a Kiss
SWL- Screaming with Laughter
SYS- See You Soon
Sysop-System Operator, person who runs the BBS/Forum
TA- Thanks Again
TAFN-Thats all for Now
TANJ-There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL-There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TBYB-Try Before You Buy
TCOB-Take Care of Business
TDM-Too Damn Many
TES - The Eulenspiegel Society
TFTT-Thanks For The Thought
TGIF-Thank God Its Friday
TIA-Thanks In Advance
TIC-Tongue In Cheek
TLA-Three Letter Acronym (now surpassed by MLA)
TM-Thread mangler
TOY- Thinking of You
TPE-Total Power Exchange
TPTB-The Powers That Be
TSJD-Texas Size Jelly Donut
TSR-Terminate and stay resident program
TSR-Totally Stupid Rules
TTFN-Ta Ta For Now
TTL4N-Thats the lot for now
TTYL - talk to you later
TTYS- Talk to you Soon
TA Thanks Again
TCOB Taking Care of Business
TOY Thinking Of You
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TTYL Talk To you Later
TTYS Talk To you Soon
UAE-Unrecoverable application error (Bane of Windows' users! Now surpassed by
GPF)
UL or U/L-Upload, send to the BBS
UNCLE-Unified Nuclear Coalition of Latvian Emigrants
V/A - Verbal Abuse
VBG - Very Big Grin
VEG - Very Evil Grin
VICSS - Voluntary, Informed Consentual, Safe and Sane
WAEF-When All Else Fails
WB- Welcome Back
WIITWD - what it is that we do
WIIWD - what it is we do
WIMP-Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing (to describe Windows and other similar interfaces)
WizOp-Wizard Sysop; the primary forum administrator for a forum
WOA-Work Of Art
WOFTAM-Waste of Flaming time and money
WRT - With Respect To
WS or <ws> - Warm Smile
WTF-What the F%$#
WTFDIK-What the F*&% Do I Know
WTG-Way To Go
WTH-What The Hell
WYSIWYG-What you see is what you get
WYSBYGI-What you see before you get it
WYGIWYPF-What you get is what you pay for
{XX} - The initials stand for the initials of the sub's dom, used behind the name or nickname to indicate s/he has a partner
YADS- Yet Another DOS Shell
YBS- You'll Be Sorry
YG- Young Gentlemen
YL- Young Lady
YM- Young Man
YMMV - your mileage may vary
ZNT-Ziffnet
TYGAYWTK = There you go all you wanted to know.
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