The fullhyd.com Moderator wrote:As you would have realized by now, these are the salient features of the fullhyd.com moderator:
1. He looks nowhere near as good as you have suggested, for women are constantly running away from him.
2. A person who can't even make a woman forget a slipper is unlikely to have any superpowers to convert mortals into gods.
We hope this puts all speculation at rest.
Regards,
The fullhyd.com Moderator
Dudes and dudettes of fullhyd.com... I HEREBY promise my best effort to comply with what fullhyd.com and its Moderator has to say!
I will undo the damage done by me, by proving that whatever our Moderator "tried" very hard to convey is indeed true!
I will begin by "assuming" that our dear and dearer FHModerator ("let me reiterate that it IS NOT dumb and dumber... it is our dear and dearer FHModerator") is TRUE, and that he is NOT what I suggested... like Elrond of the LOTR fame.
Proof by comparison:
Elrond was a master of wisdom, and at Rivendell he sought to preserve the lore and history of the Elves and of Middle-earth.
FHModerator too is a master of wisdom, and at Fullhyd he sought to preserve the lore and history of the cyber-Elves and of the geographical Middle of Earth (India; Hyderabad to be precise).
Oops, did I say that? Sorry! I promise that from now on I'll try to stay on track and try to prove that our moderator isn't a supremo like Elrond, and not otherwise. I really do value my existence in Fullhyd you know!
Elrond wrote a number of books himself, and he welcomed Elves and other visitors into his home for learning and counsel and refuge.
FHModerator too wrote a number of reviews himself, and he welcomes cyber-Elves and other visitors into his website for learning and counsel and refuge.
Oh My God! This proof is going to be harder than I thought. Let me give it another try.
Elrond was strong and powerful, and he was also kind.
FHModerator too is strong and does 6 sets of 170 pushups everyday (I personally feel moderating the boards amounts to the same amount of exercise. So...)
What have I done...!! <slowly realization dawns upon me and I smack my face> I have actually proved that our Moderator is indeed like Elrond, and there is nothing in this world which can prove it otherwise... No not even our Moderators melancholic fairy tales.
Hence Proved.
