There was this girl...

[BornBad]

There was this girl from Hyderabad,
<br>Such unbelievably good looks she had,
<br>When she ventured out in Abids,
<br>She was hounded by the kids,
<br>From Nampally, Begumpet and Secunderabad.
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<br>(And in case you girls from Hyderabad are getting a little too sure of yourselves, here is the downer...
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<br>There was this girl from Hyderabad,
<br>Such unbelievably bad breath she had,
<br>When she ventured out in Koti,
<br>Young men in pants or a dhoti,
<br>Fled to Nampally, Begumpet and Secunderabad.
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<br>(No offense is meant to anyone from Hyderabad These were made for humour)
<br>Any girls on this board alive & got a something to shoot? :=D

[BornBad]

Prick--erm? by any chance do you mean ...Vulgar Slang word or simply the act of piercing or pricking? C\'mon be a bit elaborative if you can!

[vapourlock]

abbey oo ded dimaag..arrey shaane..itnaa nautanki karke kya mila re tere ko?how?

dekh khali phili tera time waste mat kar..bawarwhi jaa..ek chicken biryani khale..

phir shaam ko paani puri kha..chai peele..samose ke saath..

aiseech rehna ..potti ke peeche gaya to panti keliye senti hojayegaa re shaane..

baath maan..sudhar jaa..

[cooljack]

:evil: abbey oo ded dimaag..arrey shaane..itnaa nautanki karke kya mila re tere ko?how?
dekh khali phili tera time waste mat kar..bawarwhi jaa..ek chicken biryani khale..
phir shaam ko paani puri kha..chai peele..samose ke saath..
aiseech rehna ..potti ke peeche gaya to panti keliye senti hojayegaa re shaane..
baath maan..sudhar jaa..

sahi bola re baap...

[vapourlock]

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