the game is to come up with a valantines 4 liner (roses are red etc) in which the first two lines are as sweet as possible, and the last two are as bitter/scary as possible.
eg.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
don't look around,
cos i'm following you
or
you said you would love me
and that you would miss me,
but i'd rather be sodomised
by Linford Christy
2 lines sweet, 2 lines bitter
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2 lines sweet, 2 lines bitter
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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mark - Level 2 Star User
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man... wish u understood urdu.
anyway,
i would love u forever
and ever and ever
until ur boobs are plump
and unless the dog is dead
anyway,
i would love u forever
and ever and ever
until ur boobs are plump
and unless the dog is dead
The ultimate
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lizard king - Level 2 Lord
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lizard king wrote:man... wish u understood urdu.
anyway,
i would love u forever
and ever and ever
until ur boobs are plump
and unless the dog is dead
Very surreal, i like it.
how about
"I was just waiting
to see your face
why the hell
did you spray me with mace?"
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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mark - Level 2 Star User
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I loved you at first sight
when I saw you standing on your porch,
But now, all I wanna do is,
set at it with my Blowtorch!
when I saw you standing on your porch,
But now, all I wanna do is,
set at it with my Blowtorch!
"Consequences, shmonsequences! So long as I'm rich!" - Daffy Duck.
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Sharjeel - Level 2 Lord
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mark wrote:lizard king wrote:man... wish u understood urdu.
how about
"I was just waiting
to see your face
why the hell
did you spray me with mace?"
a moonlit night by the river
champagne and strawberries
happiness and all i ever wanted
and then you turned up
The ultimate
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lizard king - Level 2 Lord
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Sharjeel wrote:I loved you at first sight
when I saw you standing on your porch,
But now, all I wanna do is,
set at it with my Blowtorch!
very good, reminicent of Norweigan wood.
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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mark - Level 2 Star User
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I was dreaming of you
Feeling your love and care
When I realized
I was having a nightmare!
Feeling your love and care
When I realized
I was having a nightmare!
Things are supposed to happen the way they happen. And the reason they happen the way the happen is because you try to make them happen in a certain way and may or may not be succesful.
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you you thought that i had said
would you like to dance,
but you had misheard,
you look fat in those pants
would you like to dance,
but you had misheard,
you look fat in those pants
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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mark - Level 2 Star User
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cold nights make me think
of your warm company
but its too late i discovered
that u charred me to ashes
of your warm company
but its too late i discovered
that u charred me to ashes
The ultimate
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lizard king - Level 2 Lord
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man thats deep! you got irish blood somewhere along the line
your care and compassion
made me love you i think,
but your interfering mother
drove me to drink
your care and compassion
made me love you i think,
but your interfering mother
drove me to drink
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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mark - Level 2 Star User
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mark wrote:man thats deep! you got irish blood somewhere along the line
your care and compassion
made me love you i think,
but your interfering mother
drove me to drink
na man..
no blood... just kilkenny and prolly a bit of guinness
"i loved you for your voice
like moon loves the night
and then
u started speaking
The ultimate
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lizard king - Level 2 Lord
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
They'll need dental records,
To identify you.
Violets are blue,
They'll need dental records,
To identify you.
Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.
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agonys_requiem wrote:Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
They'll need dental records,
To identify you.
_ brilliant!
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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lovely rita,
meter maid,
lick my mickey,
and you'll get paid
meter maid,
lick my mickey,
and you'll get paid
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Jaan wrote:roses are red
violet are blue
i will eat boogie before
i date a _ snot like you
excellent i knew some of the girls would have stored up emotions ready for a situation such as this!!!
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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mark wrote:lovely rita,
meter maid,
lick my mickey,
and you'll get paid
man that was good shit.
chocoloate candy
and a girl named dandy
makes me randy
without any brandy
The ultimate
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lizard king - Level 2 Lord
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Roses are red
violets are blue
all the young girls
dont really love you!
Roses are red
violets are blue
u stupid boy, girls dont love u
violets are blue
all the young girls
dont really love you!
Roses are red
violets are blue
u stupid boy, girls dont love u
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enigma - Level 1 Lord
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mark wrote:Jaan wrote:roses are red
violet are blue
i will eat boogie before
i date a _ snot like you
excellent i knew some of the girls would have stored up emotions ready for a situation such as this!!!
LOL, glad to be of service to keep your faith in us! LOL
Jaan
Have you seen Neville's toad, Trevor?
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No matter what I say,
I love you so much I cannot leave,
But when your family get too close,
I always find it hard to breathe.
I love you so much I cannot leave,
But when your family get too close,
I always find it hard to breathe.
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enigma - Level 1 Lord
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enigma wrote:No matter what I say,
I love you so much I cannot leave,
But when your family get too close,
I always find it hard to breathe.
nice one enigma
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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When you looked at me that way
I blushed and I beamed
You fooled me with your kisses
You cheated and you schemed
I blushed and I beamed
You fooled me with your kisses
You cheated and you schemed
Things are supposed to happen the way they happen. And the reason they happen the way the happen is because you try to make them happen in a certain way and may or may not be succesful.
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you were religous
i met you at mass
open your legs
and show me your class
i met you at mass
open your legs
and show me your class
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