A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew
I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. ~Ogden Nash
It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily. ~Mignon McLaughlin
Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weakness. ~Marie de Vichy-
Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women. ~Elsa Schiaparelli
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. ~Oscar Wilde
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak. ~Woody Allen
It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman. ~Alexandre Dumas, fils
A woman wears her tears like jewelry. ~Author Unknown
Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen.
There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many men at a time, and who prefer to concentrate on one man: These are the faithful women. ~Alfred Capus
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
Brains are an asset, if you hide them. ~Mae Wes
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not. ~H.L. Mencken
Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination. ~Marcel Proust,
There is a wrong way of doing things, there is a right way of doing things and there is MY way ........
Man, O Man ! are we honest or what ! 
