Call for Ban on Malakpet Masala

by **Adonis** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 1:36 pm

malakpetmasala wrote:So what is it... am i banned yet?

lol i dont think u l b able to post ..if u are banned .. :lol:

by **malakpetmasala** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 1:41 pm

Adonis wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:So what is it... am i banned yet?

lol i dont think u l b able to post ..if u are banned ..

i cant post

cant even play a host

im up for the cost

dude

sing a toast

cook a roast

i deserve a boost

by **Adonis** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 1:55 pm

^^

i think your lost

:lol:

by **malakpetmasala** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:08 pm

Adonis wrote:^^

i think your lost

was f***** bored... so was tryina rap!

by **Lucifer** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:14 pm

Mayavi Morpheus wrote:agar yeh CAD bhai aur lucifer ka purana posts padega to iska heart fail ho jayega!

That comment got me out of hiding. What do you mean, MM? :shock:

Humne kya kiya? :roll:

CAD bhai, dekho na yeh kya keh raha hai... Would do him no good to attract the devil's wrath!

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:20 pm

Lucifer wrote:That comment got me out of hiding. What do you mean, MM?
Humne kya kiya?

Why were u hiding and what were u hiding from?

by **Lucifer** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:29 pm

Mayavi Morpheus wrote:Why were u hiding and what were u hiding from?

Hiding in the sense that I had been lying dormant for a long while...

by **rock_26iin** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:32 pm

malakpetmasala wrote:i cant post
cant even play a host
im up for the cost
dude
sing a toast
cook a roast
i deserve a boost

some improvements(i thinK :roll:

):

i cant post

cant even play host

im up for the accost

dude!

sing a toast

cook a roast

i deserve to boast

by **Lucifer** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:33 pm

*Clap Clap*

The devil is mighty impressed!

by **rock_26iin** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:33 pm

azazel wrote:
DQ wrote:!!! CALL FOR BAN !!!

yess..on Alex
if u ppl dun, im gonna gore him so bad, ppl wudnt knw the innards from the stoopid outsides..

^^i agree

by **akhilis2cool** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 2:58 pm

here u go DQ bhaai....yeh padhne ke baad aap bolenge ki hum sabko ban kardo...

http://www.fullhyderabad.com/discussions/viewtopic.php?t=38893&highlight=humor

by **CtrlAltDel** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:05 pm

Lucifer wrote:
Mayavi Morpheus wrote:agar yeh CAD bhai aur lucifer ka purana posts padega to iska heart fail ho jayega!

What do you mean, MM?
Humne kya kiya?
CAD bhai, dekho na yeh kya keh raha hai...

yes...my feelings exactly....

*polishes halo and replaces it over the head...*

by **malakpetmasala** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:23 pm

rock_26iin wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:i cant post
cant even play a host
im up for the cost
dude
sing a toast
cook a roast
i deserve a boost

some improvements(i thinK ):

i cant post
cant even play host
im up for the accost

dude!

sing a toast
cook a roast
i deserve to boast

dude, its ma song... now u are being anu malik

by **rock_26iin** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:31 pm

malakpetmasala wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:i cant post
cant even play a host
im up for the cost
dude
sing a toast
cook a roast
i deserve a boost

some improvements(i thinK ):

i cant post
cant even play host
im up for the accost

dude!

sing a toast
cook a roast
i deserve to boast

dude, its ma song... now u are being anu malik

i was only helping u out yaar, it is still ure song n u can do whtever u wanna wit it :roll:

by **malakpetmasala** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 8:41 pm

hey so whats happening with DQ s request? am i to expect any answer from the mods, or shall i just take it laaaaait?

by **Sharjeel** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:49 pm

Peeps might think I am acting like a granny, but anyway:

We gotta water down the NV stuff that we write, bcuz it is for posterity (almost). And if you think that only registered members read what u post, then u r seriously wrong. There are a lot of people who read our posts and most of them are not hardcore netters so they may get offended by the stuff they see. Would you want your sisters to read your so-called Harmless Non-veg jokes?

People take the anonimity of the Internet DBs too far. DBs are all about helping others and quiet chit-chat. AND when a person asks for advice, then it is assumed that the post is not meant for spamming.

We seem to think that the BDs are like instant chat and our replies will get erased, but they dont go away. Look at other boards and see how they behave. They have separate places where they go and spam and flame and swear.

I may be taking a very extreme view of things here, but I just wanted to give you peeps a new perspective of what you think as harmless non-veg jokes.

by **Kenny** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 10:48 pm

Y'know Sharjeel, you're absolutely right ......... but these are HYDERABADI DBs!!!

by **CtrlAltDel** » Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:05 pm

Sharjeel wrote:There are a lot of people who read our posts and most of them are not hardcore netters so they may get offended by the stuff they see.

they have the option of clicking the X button on the top right corner of the window.... :roll:

Sharjeel wrote:Would you want your sisters to read your so-called Harmless Non-veg jokes?

y not?

do u think gals dont tell dirty jokes? which world u live in? maybe in Nagpur they dont, but in rest of India, as I have seen it, they do...and some excel in it too...

Sharjeel wrote:People take the anonimity of the Internet DBs too far. DBs are all about helping others and quiet chit-chat. AND when a person asks for advice, then it is assumed that the post is not meant for spamming.

i agree...

by **Mayavi Morpheus** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:05 am

CtrlAltDel wrote:
Sharjeel wrote:Would you want your sisters to read your so-called Harmless Non-veg jokes?
y not? do u think gals dont tell dirty jokes? which world u live in? maybe in Nagpur they dont, but in rest of India, as I have seen it, they do...and some excel in it too...

Ha hahahaaa.... half the NV jokes that I know were told to me by girls.

Who said girls dont know NV? They even watch porn and aint nuthing wrong in it.

by **Alexis** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 6:22 am

rock_26iin wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:i cant post
cant even play a host
im up for the cost
dude
sing a toast
cook a roast
i deserve a boost

some improvements(i thinK ):

i cant post
cant even play host
im up for the accost

dude!

sing a toast
cook a roast
i deserve to boast

Heres a rehashed version:

I cant post,

Let alone play host

To members eating my roast.

Though I do make good toast

And of that fact, I can boast.

by **oneminutecooler** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 7:44 am

Alexis wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:i cant post
cant even play a host
im up for the cost
dude
sing a toast
cook a roast
i deserve a boost

some improvements(i thinK ):

i cant post
cant even play host
im up for the accost

dude!

sing a toast
cook a roast
i deserve to boast

Heres a rehashed version:

I cant post,
Let alone play host
To members eating my roast.
Though I do make good toast
And of that fact, I can boast.

by **Kenny McCormick** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 7:48 am

Alexis wrote:
rock_26iin wrote:
malakpetmasala wrote:i cant post
cant even play a host
im up for the cost
dude
sing a toast
cook a roast
i deserve a boost

some improvements(i thinK ):

i cant post
cant even play host
im up for the accost

dude!

sing a toast
cook a roast
i deserve to boast

Heres a rehashed version:

I cant post,
Let alone play host
To members eating my roast.
Though I do make good toast
And of that fact, I can boast.

D'You know my dost

Lives on the coast?

by **malakpetmasala** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 8:18 am

Sharjeel wrote:Peeps might think I am acting like a granny, but anyway:

We gotta water down the NV stuff that we write, bcuz it is for posterity (almost). And if you think that only registered members read what u post, then u r seriously wrong. There are a lot of people who read our posts and most of them are not hardcore netters so they may get offended by the stuff they see. Would you want your sisters to read your so-called Harmless Non-veg jokes?

People take the anonimity of the Internet DBs too far. DBs are all about helping others and quiet chit-chat. AND when a person asks for advice, then it is assumed that the post is not meant for spamming.

We seem to think that the BDs are like instant chat and our replies will get erased, but they dont go away. Look at other boards and see how they behave. They have separate places where they go and spam and flame and swear.

I may be taking a very extreme view of things here, but I just wanted to give you peeps a new perspective of what you think as harmless non-veg jokes.

dil pe nakko lo yaaro.

by **malakpetmasala** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 8:24 am

alright i came up with my latest version of my rap. and no more improvements/ inspirations allowed.

Its time for me to coast

Cook a lovely roast

And sing a little toast

Of all I things I could boast

And hey

Its time to play the host

Of the DB, then post.

by **Sharjeel** » Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:46 am

Dil pe nahi le raha hoon yaar, bas ek baat bol raha tha kyonki thread kuch usi subject ka tha.

It is not that Nagpur mein aisa nahi hota aur aisa hota hai, I will not get into the 'My girls besharamest contest', but the fact is that people log onto a DB for different reasons, some of which are quite seious, and this DB does help (It did to me). So if we start posting stupid, gross and offending content all the time, in time people will just start looking elsewhere.

I know that girls listen to and can digest NV stuff. If they want to read these things they can go to the appropriate website, watch Kill Bill, log on to maddox, or whatever. This is not the place.

All this typing is real hard for Granpa as he is quite old, so he will go and take a nap now.

*shakes his walking stick at FH members* And don't go goofing off when I am away. *grumble grumble*

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