Interesting Jokes

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LAW OF QUEUE:



If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than

the one you are in now.







LAW OF THE TELEPHONE:



When you dial a wrong number, you never get engaged one.







LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:



After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.







LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:



Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.







LAW OF THE ALIBI:



If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,

the next morning you will have a flat tire.







BATHTHEOREM:



When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.







LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:



The probability of meeting some one you know increases when you are with

someone you don't want to be seen with.







LAW of the RESULT:



When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!







LAW OF COFFEE:



As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to

do something which will last until the coffee is cold.