Interesting Jokes

by **talky** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:42 pm

Hi ppl have u any interesting jokes?

by **talky** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:00 pm

Ok first one...

Who do u think should fairly be the man of the series for the videocon cup?

not dhoni, dravid, sachin, sehwag, attapatu etc... can u guess who?

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Mr. Saurav Ganguly coz bcoz him we won the series...since he did'n take part

by **talky** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:48 pm

IF u know tamil ths is a gud joke

Ganguly: En paer Saurav, muzhu paer Saurav Ganguly.

Saurav’s Doctor: Ivarala 15 nimisathaku maela entha pitchlayum batting panna mudiyathu.

Yarro ivar thalaila vegama ball pottu thakiyirukaanga.

Ivar oru LONG TERM BATTING LOSS patient.

by **CtrlAltDel** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:51 am

hahahahaha

:roll:

by **talky** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:20 am

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

:lol:

by **talky** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:21 am

Q: what is the opposite of Nag panchmi?

A: Nag did not punch me

by **jquader** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:07 am

k.... good 1 talky :roll:

, but there already exist many threads wid these kinda subjects so le's make da thread dis way

ppl gotta write the worst joke ever heard...

i'll begin....

why did the chicken cross he road?

to get on the other side

..... that was rele the WORST joke i ever heard

by **CtrlAltDel** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:43 am

the world's shortest joke:

"Two Sardarjis were playing chess..."

by **CtrlAltDel** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:45 am

the world's second shortest joke:

Two sardarjis were playing chess.
Two more came running and said "Lets play doubles..."

by **jquader** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:12 am

lol.... dat was rele good....

ne wyz, i got more of sardars n blondes

Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says.....yes..no..yes..no..yes..no............!!!!

A blonde walks in a library and says to the librarian, "I want a hamburger."

The librarian looks at her and says, "Excuse me! This is the library!"

Blonde apoligises and says, (whisper) "I want a hamburger."

There was a guy who was mowig his lawn when he noticed his next doorneighboor (a blonde) kept on running outside and checking her mail. He noticed that she kept on doing it over and over.

So he thought,'' The next time she runs out here I'm gonna stop and ask her why she keeps on doing that!'' So she did it, and he asked her.

And she replied, ''I just got a new computer, and it keeps on telling me, .....

"YOU HAVE GOT MAIL".

Santa to his wife:coffee jaldi piyo. Wife:but why? Santa:B'COZ hot coffeeis Rs.5 and cold coffee is Rs.20.

Once a sardar goes to buy underwear. On choosing one he ask for its price. The shopkeaper said it cost u 500 rupees. On this sardar said 'oye daily wear dikha party wear nahi'

once a sardar goes 4 examination.After getting the question paper,he reads out the instructions for 10 minutes and then takes out his shirt-then trousers.Before he could have done anything more,the horrified superviser instantly appears and asks sardarji what's the problem?Sardarji replies-ITS WRITTEN ON THE INSTRUCTIONS TO "ANSWER IN BRIEF".

by **talky** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 11:43 am

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands.(Good one)

by **talky** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:10 pm

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to

ask him a

question. The driver screamed, lost control of the

car, nearly hit

a bus, went upon the footpath, and stopped centimeters

from a shop

window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then

the driver

said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared

the daylights

out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize

that a little

tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your

fault. Today is my

first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van

carrying dead

bodies for the last 25 years."

:lol:

by **talky** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:12 pm

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is

> grazing in the field"

> Student : A cow and a bull are grazing in the field

> Teacher : How ?

> Student : Ladies first.

by **talky** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:13 pm

Lady : Is this my train?

> Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

> Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this

> train to KualaLumpur.

> Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

by **talky** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:22 pm

1. A murderer is condemned to death.

He has to choose between three rooms.

The first is full of raging fires, the second is full

of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full

of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.

Which room is safest for him?

The third room. Remember the lions haven't eaten

in three years, and so

are dead.

by **Hymn** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:46 pm

by **talky** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:06 pm

Hymn wrote::roll:

why

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by **ycr007** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:16 pm

talky wrote:
Hymn wrote::roll:

why ?

Sometimes, :roll:

='Pathetic'/'Dumb'/'Lame'/'Not Again' and so on.....

by **talky** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:25 pm

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?

A: Dinner.

by **talky** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:27 pm

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to

Amritsar?"

"Just a sec," says the rep.

"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.

by **spamtaneous** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 10:52 pm

intrusting

by **talky** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:09 pm

a boy failed in his exam...

his father said u know how i studied wen i was young...

boy replied many ppl die in ur age ... why didn't u :lol:

ths is an old one i guess

by **Peter Camenzind** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:01 am

Yesterday, While I was reading a novel called " THe curious incident of the dog in the night time " I found a joke in that book that was very interesting ...it goes like this..

There are 3 men on train. One of them is an Economist and one of them is a Logician and one of them is a Mathematician. And they have just crossed the border into Scotland.And they see a brown cow standing in a field from the window of the train( and the cow is standing parallel to the train).And the Economist says, "look, the cows in Scotland are brown". And the Logician says " No. There are cows in Scotland of which one atleast is brown" And the Mathematician says " No, there is atleast one cow in Scotland, of which one side appears to be brown"

by **gyanster** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:08 pm

Peter Camenzind wrote:Yesterday, While I was reading a novel called " THe curious incident of the dog in the night time "

That is a very interesting book, I loved it. Did you get the puzzle about permutations in that book Peter?

by **Peter Camenzind** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:24 pm

gyanster wrote:
Peter Camenzind wrote:Yesterday, While I was reading a novel called " THe curious incident of the dog in the night time "

That is a very interesting book, I loved it. Did you get the puzzle about permutations in that book Peter?

gyanster Yar .. I still have doubt about the puzzle in that book that after opening the first door it seems to have 0.5 probability for that instant....isn't it? But after reading the diagramatic illustration i'm confusing ..

Do u have a good explanation than that....?? :roll:

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