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by azazel » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:27 pm

my dad has a coupla words for politicians..

madar *****s

ill have to ask again for honest ones :roll:
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by CtrlAltDel » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:28 pm

azazel wrote:my dad has a coupla words for politicians..
madar *****s
ill have to ask again for honest ones :roll:


he may have to rack his brains a bit, but he might come up with a few names...
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by azazel » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:30 pm

yea.. just tells u what kinda sorry state of affairs our political situation is..
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Peanut, P-nut and Hard Nut ...

by Happy Hyderabadi » Mon Apr 19, 2004 3:52 pm

While Bush (the Father of the Now Bush) was Famous as "Peanut George" for his having made Millions / Billions from the Humble Mungphali / Groundnut / Peanut, our M Bhai became noted as "P-nut" for his advocacy of "P" as a Source of Good Health ... He was also a Hard Nut to Crack ... No "Roll Back" Nonsense for him ...

Once a Delegation of Salaried People, from Govt / Private, called on M (to suggest that IT Slabs / Rates be Reviewed / Reduced) ... M began, "Gentlemen, I want to reduce the Present Taxable Salary from 10,000 to 2,000 ... Any Suggestion? ... OK!" The Delegation, needless to say, returned silently thanking for the small "Mercy" shown them!



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Re: Quarter Centurion OR Doble Dozen Young PM M

by Johnny » Mon Apr 19, 2004 7:18 pm

azazel wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:
azazel wrote:contradictions collapse :roll:

...that breed actually existed once upon a time...


when??


During ma grandfather's time.. actually he was one himself :P, so u see the reason for my ethics ;) my Genes.. :D
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Re: Quarter Centurion OR Doble Dozen Young PM M

by black wizard » Mon Apr 19, 2004 7:32 pm

Johnny wrote:
azazel wrote:
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azazel wrote:contradictions collapse :roll:

...that breed actually existed once upon a time...


when??




CONTRADICTIONS COLLAPSE???

isnt that the name of MESHUGGAH'S album?!?! :wink:
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Re: Quarter Centurion OR Doble Dozen Young PM M

by azazel » Mon Apr 19, 2004 7:39 pm

Johnny wrote:During ma grandfather's time.. actually he was one himself :P, so u see the reason for my ethics ;) my Genes.. :D




hehe.. get into politics then.. we need more ppl like ur grand-dad :!:



n yes black wizard, Contradictions Collapse is Meshuggah's EP
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Re: Quarter Centurion OR Doble Dozen Young PM M

by Johnny » Mon Apr 19, 2004 7:59 pm

azazel wrote:
Johnny wrote:During ma grandfather's time.. actually he was one himself :P, so u see the reason for my ethics ;) my Genes.. :D


hehe.. get into politics then.. we need more ppl like ur grand-dad :!:

n yes black wizard, Contradictions Collapse is Meshuggah's EP


Yea dude m on my way.. just waiting for funding... wanna fund me? ;)

I already thot of 2 - 3 ways of gettin into politics... and each of it requires funding.. :P
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Re: Quarter Centurion OR Doble Dozen Young PM M

by azazel » Mon Apr 19, 2004 8:26 pm

Johnny wrote:Yea dude m on my way.. just waiting for funding... wanna fund me? ;)
I already thot of 2 - 3 ways of gettin into politics... and each of it requires funding.. :P




er... u talkin to me? ; ur talkin to me??? :roll:
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Re: Quarter Centurion OR Doble Dozen Young PM M

by Johnny » Mon Apr 19, 2004 9:32 pm

azazel wrote:
Johnny wrote:Yea dude m on my way.. just waiting for funding... wanna fund me? ;)
I already thot of 2 - 3 ways of gettin into politics... and each of it requires funding.. :P


er... u talkin to me? ; ur talkin to me??? :roll:


OH YEA....... AZAZEL I AM TALKIN TO U... :twisted: U heard me rite.. Well u too wud have enough benefits dear ;) Think about it.. Its a Golden opportunity :P
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Re: Quarter Centurion OR Doble Dozen Young PM M

by CtrlAltDel » Mon Apr 19, 2004 9:52 pm

Johnny wrote:Yea dude m on my way.. just waiting for funding... wanna fund me? ;)
I already thot of 2 - 3 ways of gettin into politics... and each of it requires funding.. :P


y dont u take the easy route n join yr grandpa's party? "Dynasty" is anyway the in thing these days...!
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Re: Quarter Centurion OR Doble Dozen Young PM M

by Johnny » Mon Apr 19, 2004 9:56 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
Johnny wrote:Yea dude m on my way.. just waiting for funding... wanna fund me? ;)
I already thot of 2 - 3 ways of gettin into politics... and each of it requires funding.. :P

y dont u take the easy route n join yr grandpa's party? "Dynasty" is anyway the in thing these days...!


Well the thing is I dont like my Gramps then party, which is now INC :twisted: and morever there has been a dynasty break, u see the drift, so not a realy string hold in local politiks these days.. :(
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Re: Quarter Centurion OR Doble Dozen Young PM M

by CtrlAltDel » Mon Apr 19, 2004 10:14 pm

Johnny wrote:...I dont like my Gramps then party, which is now INC :twisted:

STAY AWAY FROM 'EM....

Johnny wrote:...and morever there has been a dynasty break, u see the drift, so not a realy string hold in local politiks these days.. :(


start yr own n party, with "deserving" :wink: people...funds n more members wud flow in automatically! :lol:



PS: for those who dont understand...its a private joke between Johnny n I...sorry...
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Re: Quarter Centurion OR Doble Dozen Young PM M

by Johnny » Mon Apr 19, 2004 10:35 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
Johnny wrote:...and morever there has been a dynasty break, u see the drift, so not a realy string hold in local politiks these days.. :(

start yr own n party, with "deserving" :wink: people...funds n more members wud flow in automatically! :lol:

PS: for those who dont understand...its a private joke between Johnny n I...sorry...


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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dude i m on ma way for getting the "deserving" to listen to me :P

Soon enough ur dreams wud be fulfilled :D... Btw i sorta like "the deserving" Ssshhhhhhhhhhh :|
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Re: Quarter Centurion OR Doble Dozen Young PM M

by azazel » Mon Apr 19, 2004 11:47 pm

Johnny wrote:OH YEA....... AZAZEL I AM TALKIN TO U... :twisted: U heard me rite.. Well u too wud have enough benefits dear ;) Think about it.. Its a Golden opportunity :P




I saw funds and had second thoughts..

benefits seemed to interest me 'til I saw INC somewhere.. so, unless ur startin a party of ur own.. count me out! better still, dun start a party.. GIVE ONE :!:
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Re: Quarter Centurion OR Doble Dozen Young PM M

by Johnny » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:12 am

azazel wrote:
Johnny wrote:OH YEA....... AZAZEL I AM TALKIN TO U... :twisted: U heard me rite.. Well u too wud have enough benefits dear ;) Think about it.. Its a Golden opportunity :P


I saw funds and had second thoughts..
benefits seemed to interest me 'til I saw INC somewhere.. so, unless ur startin a party of ur own.. count me out! better still, dun start a party.. GIVE ONE :!:


Good try... :D U n ur P A R T E E[/b] smart A** :twisted:

Btw i heard of on of my cousin's friend who served as an IAS officer for some 8 years or so, and has/planning :?: to started/start :?: a party of his own.

The interesting thing to note is dat the eligibility criteria :

Should be under 30 years of age and none of his parents shud be politicians. :lol:
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by Johnny » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:15 am

Forget to mention one more criterion, an IMP one :

Should be a PG, or atleast a technological graduate.
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by azazel » Tue Apr 20, 2004 2:05 am

n where does he plan on launchin this party of young educationists??
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by Johnny » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:11 am

azazel wrote:n where does he plan on launchin this party of young educationists??


He already launched i guess somewhere in North india, plans to start at a small scale nationalist party and become big soon, similar to BJP, i think in the very first election it just won 2 seats, from there it has risen to the single largest majority....
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by azazel » Tue Apr 20, 2004 1:04 pm

lets start a state branch in AP then.. make me the president n ill get us all the seats..
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Apr 20, 2004 1:08 pm

azazel wrote:...n ill get us all the seats..
yeah...from which tent house??? :roll: :D
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by Johnny » Tue Apr 20, 2004 1:15 pm

azazel wrote:lets start a state branch in AP then.. make me the president n ill get us all the seats..


Hey.. there is some communication gap in here :roll: I shall be the politician and u r the financer.. :D so President is ME :twisted: , u can still get us seats :D
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by azazel » Tue Apr 20, 2004 1:21 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
azazel wrote:...n ill get us all the seats..
yeah...from which tent house??? :roll: :D




heh, i know the managers of quite a few tent-houses :roll:
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by azazel » Tue Apr 20, 2004 1:26 pm

Johnny wrote:Hey.. there is some communication gap in here :roll: I shall be the politician and u r the financer.. :D so President is ME :twisted: , u can still get us seats :D




:evil: .. k, u be the pres. ill take care of the finances/propaganda[Rise n Fall of the Third Reich ishtyle ][/i]
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by CtrlAltDel » Tue Apr 20, 2004 2:00 pm

azazel wrote:...u be the pres. ill take care of the finances/propaganda[Rise n Fall of the Third Reich ishtyle ][/i]


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