2 timing!

[lizard king]

hehe, one time i was in a pub on my birthday with a load of mates, my ex was there and so was my other ex (my current gf at the time) anyway they have similar hair and as we were leaving the pub i accidentally kissed my old ex on the head. man i've never been in so much trouble. never really 2 timed though, i find its a miricle if i find 1 girl to interfere with, let alone 2 at once.

there are some people here, who have learnt it the hard way maytee!

sounds like a recipe for disaster really. unless you like waking up with the hilt of a hunting knife sticking out of your chest, best not to mess around with a womans emotions.

i would nt be surprised if that really happened.

gotta learn to sleep with 1 eye open. best to tie her up at night actually, just in case.

which one?[/b]

[mark]

lol. the one your sleeping with will have to be tied up, make sure the house is well locked up and the others won't be able to get in. Have some sort of parameter fence set up with guard towers so they can't burn your house down as you sleep. better safe than sorry.

[lizard king]

lol. the one your sleeping with will have to be tied up, make sure the house is well locked up and the others won't be able to get in. Have some sort of parameter fence set up with guard towers so they can't burn your house down as you sleep. better safe than sorry.

and what do u do if u are being stalked?

seriously!

[mark]

well i'm more stalker than stalkee so i can't give you solid advice on that one. call the police perhaps? emmigrate? hurt her feelings by telling her she has fat ankles? run? become hideously disfigured in an accident? Tie her up and leave her in your basement? sue the ass off her for her harrassment? talk to her genuinely and openly about your feelings and how much she's hurting you? kill her and get your mates to help you dispose of the body?



in short i don't know. sounds like a rough situation, but i'm sure you'll manage to play it to your advantage.

[san]

lol. the one your sleeping with will have to be tied up, make sure the house is well locked up and the others won't be able to get in. Have some sort of parameter fence set up with guard towers so they can't burn your house down as you sleep. better safe than sorry.

and what do u do if u are being stalked?
seriously!

Cool! Stalked by what? erm by who? Tell us more about it LK.

[lizard king]

lol. the one your sleeping with will have to be tied up, make sure the house is well locked up and the others won't be able to get in. Have some sort of parameter fence set up with guard towers so they can't burn your house down as you sleep. better safe than sorry.

and what do u do if u are being stalked?
seriously!

Cool! Stalked by what? erm by who? Tell us more about it LK.

what do u think.....? its some kind of a movie?

haa?



ha

[mark]

so have you considered my suggestions? if you're not sure of how to go about disposing of a body there are loads of excellent articles about it on the internet (seriously. it's scary) or you could always ask Agonys Requiem for advice.



for me i'd go to the following fullhyd members if i needed help in a specific area

advice - HP

help disposing of human remains - AR

political influence - CAD, PSD

wing-man - AR, PSD, Az all strike me as wing-man material

help moving large objects - HP

advice about biochemistry - da big Lizard

advice about movies - Jasz

someone to keep their head when everyone else around them are turning into wild animals - San

[lizard king]

ya man.... i got to watch out for her next move to decide on which of the options to follow.





PS: u need not limit my advice to just biochemistry, i excel in all kinds of chemistry, and physics too.

[mark]

PS: u need not limit my advice to just biochemistry, i excel in all kinds of chemistry, and physics too.

happy days!

[san]

lol. what do u think.....? its some kind of a movie?
haa?

ha

Ofcourse not! Why would I? If it were a movie, you'd be singing a song and jumping around trees.



Ok sorry. Seriously, what is the problem? Do you think the stalker is losing interest in you?

[lizard king]

lol. what do u think.....? its some kind of a movie?
haa?

ha

Ofcourse not! Why would I? If it were a movie, you'd be singing a song and jumping around trees.

Ok sorry. Seriously, what is the problem? Do you think the stalker is losing interest in you?

i guess everyone s life is interesting enough to be made a movie out of. other than that, as for now, nothign serious with the stalker... just random annoying calls and rather weird and unpleasant encounters. thats about it. reduced my limits of freedom by a little. but its alright.... as long as things do not get serious enough to be dragged into legal issues.. its all good.



i think i ll manage it.

[san]

ooops messed the quotes

[lizard king]

ooops messed the quotes

look what just living in the pommy-land and interacting with the pommes can do to u.

[san]

ooops messed the quotes

look what just living in the pommy-land and interacting with the pommes can do to u.

You are so right. They have messed me up completely, not just my quotes. I blame them for everything that has ever gone wrong. They have made my life miserable *sniff sniff* boohoo Why else would I have some big ugly grinning fish represent me?

[mark]

ooops messed the quotes

look what just living in the pommy-land and interacting with the pommes can do to u.

You are so right. They have messed me up completely, not just my quotes. I blame them for everything that has ever gone wrong. They have made my life miserable *sniff sniff* boohoo Why else would I have some big ugly grinning fish represent me?

eh, what?

[san]

ooops messed the quotes

look what just living in the pommy-land and interacting with the pommes can do to u.

You are so right. They have messed me up completely, not just my quotes. I blame them for everything that has ever gone wrong. They have made my life miserable *sniff sniff* boohoo Why else would I have some big ugly grinning fish represent me?

eh, what?

Sorry, can't clarify. Everything's too messy. (i was kidding. so was LK, i hope)



So LK tell us more about your story. Why do you think you are being stalked?

[lizard king]

ooops messed the quotes

look what just living in the pommy-land and interacting with the pommes can do to u.

You are so right. They have messed me up completely, not just my quotes. I blame them for everything that has ever gone wrong. They have made my life miserable *sniff sniff* boohoo Why else would I have some big ugly grinning fish represent me?

eh, what?

Sorry, can't clarify. Everything's too messy. (i was kidding. so was LK, i hope)

na,i was not kidding about the pommes, i think they are one of the most messed up people(royal family is the biggest example) of all. (Sorry Mark, i know they are your neighbours and u love them all).
anyway, about the stalker.... na, have nt heard/seen her for some time now. so its all good san.

So LK tell us more about your story. Why do you think you are being stalked?

[san]

ooops messed the quotes

look what just living in the pommy-land and interacting with the pommes can do to u.

You are so right. They have messed me up completely, not just my quotes. I blame them for everything that has ever gone wrong. They have made my life miserable *sniff sniff* boohoo Why else would I have some big ugly grinning fish represent me?

eh, what?

Sorry, can't clarify. Everything's too messy. (i was kidding. so was LK, i hope)

na,i was not kidding about the pommes, i think they are one of the most messed up people(royal family is the biggest example) of all. (Sorry Mark, i know they are your neighbours and u love them all).
anyway, about the stalker.... na, have nt heard/seen her for some time now. so its all good san.

So LK tell us more about your story. Why do you think you are being stalked?

Haha you messed up your quotes! I strongly disagree with you about Brits.



Shame you've lost your stalker. Maybe you should think about getting your hair cut

[mark]

ooops messed the quotes

look what just living in the pommy-land and interacting with the pommes can do to u.

You are so right. They have messed me up completely, not just my quotes. I blame them for everything that has ever gone wrong. They have made my life miserable *sniff sniff* boohoo Why else would I have some big ugly grinning fish represent me?

eh, what?

Sorry, can't clarify. Everything's too messy. (i was kidding. so was LK, i hope)

na,i was not kidding about the pommes, i think they are one of the most messed up people(royal family is the biggest example) of all. (Sorry Mark, i know they are your neighbours and u love them all).
anyway, about the stalker.... na, have nt heard/seen her for some time now. so its all good san.

So LK tell us more about your story. Why do you think you are being stalked?

Haha you messed up your quotes! I strongly disagree with you about Brits.

Shame you've lost your stalker. Maybe you should think about getting your hair cut

He's talkin of the English, not all Brits. Gotta stand up for my neighbours here, the English are great once you get a few pints into them. nice to see them beaten in things like sport and war though.

[lizard king]

ooops messed the quotes

look what just living in the pommy-land and interacting with the pommes can do to u.

You are so right. They have messed me up completely, not just my quotes. I blame them for everything that has ever gone wrong. They have made my life miserable *sniff sniff* boohoo Why else would I have some big ugly grinning fish represent me?

eh, what?

Sorry, can't clarify. Everything's too messy. (i was kidding. so was LK, i hope)

na,i was not kidding about the pommes, i think they are one of the most messed up people(royal family is the biggest example) of all. (Sorry Mark, i know they are your neighbours and u love them all).
anyway, about the stalker.... na, have nt heard/seen her for some time now. so its all good san.

So LK tell us more about your story. Why do you think you are being stalked?

Haha you messed up your quotes! I strongly disagree with you about Brits.

Shame you've lost your stalker. Maybe you should think about getting your hair cut

yeah as mark said, i was talking about the english.

n by the way........ ever heard of pommy hygiene?



n yeah.... my hair cut is over due, maybe i should think about it, but i seriously hate them, they make u look like something u are not.

[mark]

i seriously hate them, they make u look like something u are not.

deeply profound man. are we talking about the English, haircuts, or stalkers here?



either way, great stuff.

[lizard king]

i seriously hate them, they make u look like something u are not.

deeply profound man. are we talking about the English, haircuts, or stalkers here?

either way, great stuff.

well, if i were to mention the bloody colonial past, then it applies to the english. but here, i was talking about the hair cuts. Makes sense.. does nt it?

anyway, what on earth are u doing at this hour of the day

[mark]

i seriously hate them, they make u look like something u are not.

deeply profound man. are we talking about the English, haircuts, or stalkers here?

either way, great stuff.

well, if i were to mention the bloody colonial past, then it applies to the english. but here, i was talking about the hair cuts. Makes sense.. does nt it?
anyway, what on earth are u doing at this hour of the day

yeah i know. . not much point in going to bed at this stage though. best try to get my head straight for another fun day at work.



clothes also make you look like something you're not. as do hats and wigs and things.

[lizard king]

i seriously hate them, they make u look like something u are not.

deeply profound man. are we talking about the English, haircuts, or stalkers here?

either way, great stuff.

well, if i were to mention the bloody colonial past, then it applies to the english. but here, i was talking about the hair cuts. Makes sense.. does nt it?
anyway, what on earth are u doing at this hour of the day

yeah i know. . not much point in going to bed at this stage though. best try to get my head straight for another fun day at work.
i do agree with u on the clothes part, but it is one of the things which we have to, independent of wether we like it or not. they say... food-clothing-and shelter, not food-haricuts and shelter.
and i do not really believe in hats/caps or shades either. just minimal... sjust clothes to cover my body and shoes to cover my feet.

clothes also make you look like something you're not. as do hats and wigs and things.

[mark]

i seriously hate them, they make u look like something u are not.

deeply profound man. are we talking about the English, haircuts, or stalkers here?

either way, great stuff.

well, if i were to mention the bloody colonial past, then it applies to the english. but here, i was talking about the hair cuts. Makes sense.. does nt it?
anyway, what on earth are u doing at this hour of the day

yeah i know. . not much point in going to bed at this stage though. best try to get my head straight for another fun day at work.
i do agree with u on the clothes part, but it is one of the things which we have to, independent of wether we like it or not. they say... food-clothing-and shelter, not food-haricuts and shelter.
and i do not really believe in hats/caps or shades either. just minimal... sjust clothes to cover my body and shoes to cover my feet.

clothes also make you look like something you're not. as do hats and wigs and things.

man the quote button's not your friend is it?



agreed on the haircuts, it's pretty damn frivilous (or however you spell that)

but if we cut clothes, hygene, housing, etc. back to the basics we'd be a far less attractive animal. not saying that'd be a bad thing, just that it should be considered. species-wide low self esteem may result

(how far off topic is this?)