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Welcome, "CM" ..."Cool Mia"

by HH » Mon May 23, 2005 10:41 am

ChunnuMia wrote:Salam allay kum ...




Welcome, "CM" ..."Cool Mia" 8) :o ... "BM" Sahab Ko Bhi Saath Mein Ley Aatey Aap ...]/color][color=brown] Chai Lengey ... Lassi Lengey ... Yaa ...Sirf "Paani" :?: :!:



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Mehfilwaley ... Sab Ko Salam / Namaskar / Good Day ...

by HH » Sun May 29, 2005 5:00 pm

Mehfilwaley ... Sab Ko Salam / Namaskar / Good Day ... Welcome, Mehfil Of FHDB ... "Cool Mia" 8) :o ... "BM" Sahab ... "Cool God" ... C-A-D "God" ... Chai Lengey ... Lassi Lengey ... Yaa ...Sirf "Paani" :?: :!:



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Mehfilwaley ... Sab Ko Salam June Ka Mahinaa ... Jhoom J ...

by HH » Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:41 am

Mehfilwaley ... Sab Ko Salam / Namaskar / Good Day ... Welcome, Mehfil Of FHDB ... "Cool Mia" 8) :o ... "BM" Sahab ... "Cool God" ... C-A-D "God" ... Kya Karengey ... Gap Maarengey ... Gaanaa Gaayenge ... Aagayaa June Ka Mahinaa ... Jhoom Jhoom Kaa MahinaaYaa ...Sirf "Paani" Lekey Aaraam Kareyngey :!: :?: :!:



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Re: Mehfilwaley ... Sab Ko Salam June Ka Mahinaa ... Jhoom J

by Owaisi » Sun Jun 12, 2005 3:49 pm

ARe HH kiya huwa re hendre chale kaiku karra , seeda likh na message. Lal bus se abhi abhi utra waisa dikhra









HH wrote:Mehfilwaley ... Sab Ko Salam / Namaskar / Good Day ... Welcome, Mehfil Of FHDB ... "Cool Mia" 8) :o ... "BM" Sahab ... "Cool God" ... C-A-D "God" ... Kya Karengey ... Gap Maarengey ... Gaanaa Gaayenge ... Aagayaa June Ka Mahinaa ... Jhoom Jhoom Kaa MahinaaYaa ...Sirf "Paani" Lekey Aaraam Kareyngey :!: :?: :!:

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Shukriya, O Wise Miya ...

by HH » Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:15 pm

Owaisi wrote:...Lal Bus ***** ...






***** ... Bambai / Mumbai Ke BEST Ke Lal Bus Mein ... Bahut Ghuum Ghuum Ke Aya Ji ... Shukriya, O Wise Miya ... Aur Salam ... Yahan Bhi ... Rang Birangi Busaan Bahut Dekhreinch ...RTC Meinch ... Ad Ad Ad Sab Kism Ke ... :wink: :roll: ... Lal Ke sivay ... Hare ... Gulabi Bhi ...



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by I_M_A_D » Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:29 am

HAHAHA kya baat hai pasha kay liktay tumloga likh likh kay likhnay ki maa kuc*** dai tay maka rush bahot maaza aaya hass hass kay pet kacha hogay na re bhai.lo*** bahot maaza aara bhaimiya kya likhtay ji tum wakhay tumharay haata katlena ustad.kya likhna samaj main ich nahi aara tubelight hogaya main chalo baas hai tumlogoan ka ich padhtau.
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HAW ... HAW ... HAW ... Ultao ... WAH ... WAH ... WAH ... !

by HH » Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:07 am

I_M_A_D wrote:HAHAHA ... chalo baas hai tumlogoan ka ich padhtau.




Shukriya, "I_M_A_D" ... HAW ... HAW ... HAW ... Ultao ... WAH ... WAH ... WAH ... ! 8) :) :D :wink: :lol: :P :!:
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Hyderabadi Adab ... Yaad Rakhiye

by HH » Sun Jun 26, 2005 11:21 am

- are ...
- kya be ...
- kaiku re ...
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***** Hyderabadi Adab ... Yaad Rakhiye ! 8) :) :D :lol: :wink: :P :!:
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hyderabad ki zubaan

by challe mia akdoo » Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:03 am

are kya ji tum logan bore baatan likh ko logon ku satate kaam dhande nai hai re tum logon ku.accha hamre chunnu paan dabbe se cirgate to sulga ke laa beta.aur kya ustaad sob logan kaise hai ghar mein ammi abba ku salaam bolo
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"CMA"

by HH » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:19 am

challe mia akdoo wrote:... salaam ...


"CMA" ... aap aagaye ... chaliye ... Garam Chai ... Aur ... Garam Garam Samosey ... Aur ... Insey Bhi Badhkuch ... Garam Garam Garam Baataan Karneykcuh ... Kahanku ... Madina ... Seema ... Zam Zam ... Yaa ... Alpha !?! 8) :) :D :wink: :P :!: :lol:
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Hussain Sagar Ke Kinare

by HH » Sun Jul 03, 2005 8:28 pm

Salaam ... Aagaye ... Chaliye ... Garam Chai ... Aur ... Garam Garam Samosey ... Aur ... Insey Bhi Badhkuch ... Garam Garam Garam Baataan Karneykcuh ... Kahanku ... Aur Kahan ... Kaiku ... Hussain Sagar Ke Kinare ... Haina ... Zabardast!?! 8) :) :D :wink: :P :!: :lol:
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Phirse ... Hussain Sagar Ke Kinare

by HH » Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:58 pm

Phirse ... Hussain Sagar Ke Kinare



Salaam ... Hussain Sagar Ke Kinare Aagaye ... Chaliye ... Necklace Road ... Eat Street ... Garam Chai ... Aur ... Garam Garam Samosey ... Aur ... Insey Bhi Badhkuch ... Garam Garam Garam Baataan Karneykcuh ... Haina ... Zabardast!?! 8) :) :D :wink: :P :!: :lol:
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by talking » Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:00 pm

U can watch pawan kalyan movies bcoz his movies have a hydereabadi accent and flavour :oops:
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Hussain Sagar Ke Kinare

by HH » Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:39 pm

Hussain Sagar Ke Kinare



Salaam ... Hussain Sagar Ke Kinare Aagaye ... Chaliye ... Necklace Road ... Eat Street ... Aur ...

* Garam Garam Garam Baataan Karneykcuh ... Haan Bhai Shaadi Ke Baataan ... Do FH Heroes Ke ... SAB LOG AANAA ... DAAWAT MEIN!

# Filhaal Garam Chai ... Aur ... Garam Garam Samosey ... Haina ... Zabardast!?! 8) :) :D :wink: :P :!: :lol:
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Hussain Sagar Ke Kinare ... DOCTORAAN Bhi Hajaamich

by HH » Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:40 pm

Hussain Sagar Ke Kinare



- Salaam ... Hussain Sagar Ke Kinare Aaney Mein Der Kar Diye ... Chaleygaa ... Ab Jaayengey ... Necklace Road ... Eat Street Ku ... Aur ...



- Miyaan Yeh Bataao ... Kahanku Gaye Baal Kataaney ... Kittey Kharch Kiye ?...!



- Hamarey Bastimech ... 30 Rupaye Liya ...



- Hajaam Ke Paas ... Yaa Aur Bhi Kahin ... Sunaa Hai ... Sadak Wala Hajaam 10 Rupaye Letaa ... Dukaan Wala 30 Yaa 50 ...



- AC Shop Wala 250 Yaa 500 Bhi Letey Sunaa ....



- Lagtaa Hai DOCTORAAN Bhi Hajaamich Hain ...



- Ain ... Woh Kaise :o :?



- Feesaan Leney Mein Bhai ... 100 / 200 / 500 Bhi Letey Dekhnekoch ... Dawaa ... Ilaaj Alag Ko Paise Padtey ... :shock: :twisted:
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Re: Hussain Sagar Ke Kinare ... DOCTORAAN Bhi Hajaamich

by Xeno » Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:46 am

HH wrote:Hussain Sagar Ke Kinare

- Salaam ... Hussain Sagar Ke Kinare Aaney Mein Der Kar Diye ... Chaleygaa ... Ab Jaayengey ... Necklace Road ... Eat Street Ku ... Aur ...

- Miyaan Yeh Bataao ... Kahanku Gaye Baal Kataaney ... Kittey Kharch Kiye ?...!

- Hamarey Bastimech ... 30 Rupaye Liya ...

- Hajaam Ke Paas ... Yaa Aur Bhi Kahin ... Sunaa Hai ... Sadak Wala Hajaam 10 Rupaye Letaa ... Dukaan Wala 30 Yaa 50 ...

- AC Shop Wala 250 Yaa 500 Bhi Letey Sunaa ....

- Lagtaa Hai DOCTORAAN Bhi Hajaamich Hain ...

- Ain ... Woh Kaise :o :?

- Feesaan Leney Mein Bhai ... 100 / 200 / 500 Bhi Letey Dekhnekoch ... Dawaa ... Ilaaj Alag Ko Paise Padtey ... :shock: :twisted:




Sahi bolay hain aap HH saab,



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Ek Aapke Khopdi Ke Uupar Ke "Maal" Nikaaley To Nik

by HH » Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:56 pm

Xeno wrote:
HH wrote:Hussain Sagar Ke Kinare

....

- Lagtaa Hai DOCTORAAN Bhi Hajaamich Hain ...

- Ain ... Woh Kaise :o :?

- Feesaan Leney Mein Bhai ... 100 / 200 / 500 Bhi Letey Dekhnekoch ... Dawaa ... Ilaaj Alag Ko Paise Padtey ... :shock: :twisted:


Sahi bolay***** hain aap HH saab,

Doctors bhi Hajam***** banke baithey hain,Isliye mein doctore nai bana,naito aaj mein bhi hajam kahlata tha..




***** Shukriya ""Xeno" ... Hajam Aur Doctor ... Donon Aap Ke Liyech Hain ... 8) :) Ek Aapke Khopdi Ke Uupar Ke "Maal" Nikaaley To Nikaaleygaa ... Doosra Aapke Jeb Ka "Maal" Nikal Legaa :wink: :P
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by james » Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:30 am

sab milke baigan mein melaarein hyd ke decent language ku....kaiku aisa kar rain miyan tumlogan ? pindey mein milgayi baraat
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baigan baataan nako ... biryani khao ... irani chai piyo ...

by HH » Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:41 am

baigan baataan nako ... biryani khao ... irani chai piyo ... baigan baataan nakoch ... :wink: :P
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by Imran Khan » Sat Sep 24, 2005 10:51 pm

pindey ku bolo :wink:
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Malakpet Mein ... Ghode Daudtey Hain ... Gadhey Dekhtey ...

by HH » Sun Sep 25, 2005 12:09 pm

Malakpet Mein ...


- Malakpet Mein ... Khaa Kyaa Hai, Miyan ...
- Udhar Race Course Hai ...
- Kyaa Hotaa Udhar ...
- Ghode Daudtey Hain ...
- Itteich ...
- Aur ... Gadhey Dekhtey ... Daudtey Ghodonku ... :wink: :P
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by J Bhai! » Sun Sep 25, 2005 1:34 pm

Ek zabardast joke hai magar thodi bhout chichori hai ab dekho yape jisko bhi chichorey jokaan nai pasand unu mera post aagey nakko pado....



Hyderabad mein toh ab dekho har galli mein ek iskul khulgaya, ab aisich tappachabutra ki ek galli mein ek iskul tha Saint Ayesha High School bolkey tha aur waape Chotu bolekey ek bachcha pardhta tha. Chotu ke baava apney bachey ku padaakey likhaake bada aadmi banana sonchte they. Chotu ko iskul ke principul saab Urdu Medium se padewe thay aur jab dekho jab boltey rhete 'Mein pada likha 10th pass hu miya'

khair... chotu ke iskul mein dusrey din iskul inispekshun honay waala rheta.... and the convo goes as foll....



Teacher, "Kal inispector ayinga. Kochchanaa

(questions) puchinga. Sab

achchaa padkey aau. Koi galath answer deengaa naa tho

main uske pairaan thodtoon."



Chotu, "Iski maakki. Kyun aara inispector? Kaam nai

hai usku? Kya kochchanaa puchta kathey?"



Teacher, "Abey tereku kaiku re, tu kal school aanaaich

nai. Tu tera moo khola to gaaliaan nikaltay. Tereku

main absent nai daalthaun. Ghar pe

baithkey gotiyaan khel. Tu school aayingaa to

inispector ke saamney

mere izzat ki biryaani karke khaaingaa tu."



So our Chotu is excited, goes home and tells his

father that he is not going to school the next day.



Father, "Yeah kyaa hai..ischool hai paan dabba hai?

Gaand pay maartoon saale tu ischool nai gaya to!"



Chotu, "Arey Bava, mera teacher bola nakko aao bolke."



Father, "Usku akhal hai! Begum suno! Chotu ischool nai

jayinga kathey kal.

Agar iney ischool nai gaya to kaise padhinga? Chotu,

agar tu kal ischool nahin gaya naa, tere haathan

pairaan thod daaltaun."



So Chotu cries and finally agrees to go to school.

Next day at inschool,

the teacher is very upset to see Chotu back.



Teacher, "Arey teri maakki. Nakko aao bole to bhi kyun

aaya re?"



Chotu, "Mera bava gaand phodtaon bola ischool nai gaya

to."



Teacher, "Offo! Tera bava bola? Theek hai chal. Last

bench pe baith aur inispector aya to chhup jaa...

Dikhnaich nai. Kuch bhi gadbad karinga naa

meri noukri gaand lag jayingi."



So Chotu goes and sits on the last bench hiding behind

a tall guy. Inspector comes for the visit.



Inspector, "Adaab."



Teacher, "Adaab saab. Bachen acha padrain saab.

Kochchanaa puchey to answeraan yun bolte."



Inspector, "Abaa? Offo! Ithney kilever(clever) hai

aapke bachchey? Achchaa, ek bahuth easy sawaal -

Hamarey body mein sab se nazook cheez kaun si

hai?"



Teacher, "Arey Imtiyaz tu bata rey!"



Imtiyaz, "Saab, Khaleja saab."



Inspector, "Aisa! ...... woh kyun?"



Imtiyaz, "Saab, kaleja hai to sab kuch hota. Agar who

gaya naa, kuch bhi nahin hota saab!"



Inspector, "Abaa, kya tez potta hai rey! Aur koi?"



Teacher, "Arey Akram, tu bata re."



Akram, "Saab bheja saab. Bhejey ku khuch bhi hua to

kuch yaad nahin rehta

saab. Haathaan pairaan kaam nai karthey,iscooter ku

kick bhi nai maar sakthey saab."



Inspector, "Abey Teacher, kya kya padaaraa re inku tu.

Chutiye ke jaiseich answeraan bolrai naa!!"



In the meantime Chotu is trying very hard to hide but

Inspector sees him. He thinks Chotu is hiding because

he does not know the answer.



Inspector, "Woh last bench pe yun jhuk ke baithaa naa

woh pottey ka naam kya hai?"



Teacher, "Kaun saab? .......Woh! (iski bhain ku, kaiku

dikhaa re tu) Woh Chotu hai saab."



Inspector, "Chotu? Ye kya naam hai? Kahan-kahan se

lagaathey re bhai naamaan! Chotu, woh lambu ke

peechchey kaiku chchup raa tu?"



Chotu, "Saab main moo khola to teacher maaringi saab."



Inspector, "Tereku yaa mereku??"



Teacher, "Arey kya baath kar reh saab, main kaiku

maarthaum aapku. Ye potta ekdam badmaash hai saab,

jhoot bolraa. Abey Chotu, answer maloom hain to

bol nai tho khaamoosh baith jaa mere baap tere pau

padthaum."



Chotu, "Saab answer Gaand hai saab."



Teacher, "Allah!! Ino moo khola to meri gaand lag gayi

re!!!"



Inspector, "Abey kyaa to bhi bolra re! Sharam kar

badon ke saamney aisaich baathaan karthey! Yeich

sikhaaye tumhaarey amma-bavaa? Gaand kahaan

kaa answer hai re?"



Chotu, "Hau saab, gaand ich sabse naazook cheez hai.

Kaiku boletho wahaan pe dilli mein baamb phata, to

yahan Hydrabad mein apni gaand phat

thi...



Yahaan old city mein gadbadaan shuru hothey, wahaan

new city mein sabki gaand phat thi... Uttaa kyoon

saab, main yeh answer bolraun naa, mere

teacher ki gaand phatrai dekho!"
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by Imran Khan » Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:13 pm

J Bhai! wrote:Ek zabardast joke hai magar thodi bhout chichori hai ab dekho yape jisko bhi chichorey jokaan nai pasand unu mera post aagey nakko pado....

Hyderabad mein toh ab dekho har galli mein ek iskul khulgaya, ab aisich tappachabutra ki ek galli mein ek iskul tha Saint Ayesha High School bolkey tha aur waape Chotu bolekey ek bachcha pardhta tha. Chotu ke baava apney bachey ku padaakey likhaake bada aadmi banana sonchte they. Chotu ko iskul ke principul saab Urdu Medium se padewe thay aur jab dekho jab boltey rhete 'Mein pada likha 10th pass hu miya'
khair... chotu ke iskul mein dusrey din iskul inispekshun honay waala rheta.... and the convo goes as foll....

Teacher, "Kal inispector ayinga. Kochchanaa
(questions) puchinga. Sab
achchaa padkey aau. Koi galath answer deengaa naa tho
main uske pairaan thodtoon."

Chotu, "Iski maakki. Kyun aara inispector? Kaam nai
hai usku? Kya kochchanaa puchta kathey?"

Teacher, "Abey tereku kaiku re, tu kal school aanaaich
nai. Tu tera moo khola to gaaliaan nikaltay. Tereku
main absent nai daalthaun. Ghar pe
baithkey gotiyaan khel. Tu school aayingaa to
inispector ke saamney
mere izzat ki biryaani karke khaaingaa tu."

So our Chotu is excited, goes home and tells his
father that he is not going to school the next day.

Father, "Yeah kyaa hai..ischool hai paan dabba hai?
Gaand pay maartoon saale tu ischool nai gaya to!"

Chotu, "Arey Bava, mera teacher bola nakko aao bolke."

Father, "Usku akhal hai! Begum suno! Chotu ischool nai
jayinga kathey kal.
Agar iney ischool nai gaya to kaise padhinga? Chotu,
agar tu kal ischool nahin gaya naa, tere haathan
pairaan thod daaltaun."

So Chotu cries and finally agrees to go to school.
Next day at inschool,
the teacher is very upset to see Chotu back.

Teacher, "Arey teri maakki. Nakko aao bole to bhi kyun
aaya re?"

Chotu, "Mera bava gaand phodtaon bola ischool nai gaya
to."

Teacher, "Offo! Tera bava bola? Theek hai chal. Last
bench pe baith aur inispector aya to chhup jaa...
Dikhnaich nai. Kuch bhi gadbad karinga naa
meri noukri gaand lag jayingi."

So Chotu goes and sits on the last bench hiding behind
a tall guy. Inspector comes for the visit.

Inspector, "Adaab."

Teacher, "Adaab saab. Bachen acha padrain saab.
Kochchanaa puchey to answeraan yun bolte."

Inspector, "Abaa? Offo! Ithney kilever(clever) hai
aapke bachchey? Achchaa, ek bahuth easy sawaal -
Hamarey body mein sab se nazook cheez kaun si
hai?"

Teacher, "Arey Imtiyaz tu bata rey!"

Imtiyaz, "Saab, Khaleja saab."

Inspector, "Aisa! ...... woh kyun?"

Imtiyaz, "Saab, kaleja hai to sab kuch hota. Agar who
gaya naa, kuch bhi nahin hota saab!"

Inspector, "Abaa, kya tez potta hai rey! Aur koi?"

Teacher, "Arey Akram, tu bata re."

Akram, "Saab bheja saab. Bhejey ku khuch bhi hua to
kuch yaad nahin rehta
saab. Haathaan pairaan kaam nai karthey,iscooter ku
kick bhi nai maar sakthey saab."

Inspector, "Abey Teacher, kya kya padaaraa re inku tu.
Chutiye ke jaiseich answeraan bolrai naa!!"

In the meantime Chotu is trying very hard to hide but
Inspector sees him. He thinks Chotu is hiding because
he does not know the answer.

Inspector, "Woh last bench pe yun jhuk ke baithaa naa
woh pottey ka naam kya hai?"

Teacher, "Kaun saab? .......Woh! (iski bhain ku, kaiku
dikhaa re tu) Woh Chotu hai saab."

Inspector, "Chotu? Ye kya naam hai? Kahan-kahan se
lagaathey re bhai naamaan! Chotu, woh lambu ke
peechchey kaiku chchup raa tu?"

Chotu, "Saab main moo khola to teacher maaringi saab."

Inspector, "Tereku yaa mereku??"

Teacher, "Arey kya baath kar reh saab, main kaiku
maarthaum aapku. Ye potta ekdam badmaash hai saab,
jhoot bolraa. Abey Chotu, answer maloom hain to
bol nai tho khaamoosh baith jaa mere baap tere pau
padthaum."

Chotu, "Saab answer Gaand hai saab."

Teacher, "Allah!! Ino moo khola to meri gaand lag gayi
re!!!"

Inspector, "Abey kyaa to bhi bolra re! Sharam kar
badon ke saamney aisaich baathaan karthey! Yeich
sikhaaye tumhaarey amma-bavaa? Gaand kahaan
kaa answer hai re?"

Chotu, "Hau saab, gaand ich sabse naazook cheez hai.
Kaiku boletho wahaan pe dilli mein baamb phata, to
yahan Hydrabad mein apni gaand phat
thi...

Yahaan old city mein gadbadaan shuru hothey, wahaan
new city mein sabki gaand phat thi... Uttaa kyoon
saab, main yeh answer bolraun naa, mere
teacher ki gaand phatrai dekho!"






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Aur Bhi Kahan Padha Hai Isku ... Kitte Baar Sunaate Iskuch .

by HH » Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:54 pm

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J Bhai! wrote:Ek zabardast joke***** hai ...



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by jquader » Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:22 pm

HH miyan... tum suney hungey kai toh bhi yeh joke magar yaape dusrey logaan bhi hai na unlogau ko bhi sunna rheta... iswaste hum likhai they :P
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