Disgusting jokes

[Cragg]

Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab

University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common

question was asked to all 4 of them.



INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?



YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light



HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes

instantly in your mind.



MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked



SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion



INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?



SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got

the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TU RN ON

THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

[VJ]

Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab
University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common
question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes
instantly in your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got
the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TU RN ON
THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

Hahahahhaahahahah Pakka Sardar lagtha hai



@VJ