Joke of the day

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One night, a father overheard his son saying his prayers, "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."

The father thought this was strange, but soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died.



About a month or so later, the father again heard his son's prayers, "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Goodbye Grammy."

The next day, the Grandmother died. The father began to worry about the situation.



Two weeks later, the father again heard his son praying, "God bless Mommy. Goodbye Daddy."

This alone nearly gave the Father a heart attack.



The next morning, without saying anything, he got up early and went to work. He stayed in his office all day.



Finally, after midnight, he went home. He was still alive! He crawled into bed with his wife and apologized.

"I'm sorry honey, I had a really bad day."



"You had a bad day?" his wife yelled. "The mailman dropped dead on the porch this morning!"



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- Chahat



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Love story : Hero loves heroine , but heroine loves the villain.

But villain loves hero's sister,and hero's sister loves heroine's brother .

Here, heroine's brother loves villain's sister .

But villain's sister loves hero's brother. Again!, hero's brother is also interested in heroine , and you alredy know that heroine loves villain.

Finally 2 people commits sucide.

Who're they?





Producer and the Director



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Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son to get married



Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son : "I want to choose my own bride".



Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."

Son : "Well, in that case......Yes"



Next Laloo approaches Mukesh Ambani



Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."

Ambani : "But my daughter is too young to marry."



Laloo : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Ambani : "Ah, in that case.....Yes"



Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.



Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." President :"But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."



Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."

President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."



Now this is how business is done!!



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Have You ever heard Laloo In Hell

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There is something that is troubling laloo for a couple of days. So he seeks some advice from some of his educated friends.



He calls all of his friends and tells them his problem "Friends, i have a meeting with bill clinton in a couple of days on how to make bihaar a better place, but the problem is that i do not know how to speak in english." So all his friends decide to teach him something to say to bill clinton.



They tell him that when he shakes hands with clinton then say "hi! How are you?" And when he says "good, and you" then say "me too"

Laloo gets this in his head and goes to meet clinton.



On his arrival at clinton's house, they shake hands but laloo got his english tagled up and said,



"Hi! Who are you"



Bill clinton thought this was a joke



Clinton "haha! I'm hillary's husband. And you?"



And laloo goes "Me too"



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Satan greets him: "welcome mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, i'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.



Satan takes bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To bill's delight, he sees a pc in the corner. Without hesitation, bill says "i'll take this option."



"Fine," says satan, allowing bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after bill.



As he turns around, he bumps into lucifer. "That was bill gates!" Cried lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all!"



"That's what everyone thinks" snickered satan.



"The bottle has a hole in it!"



"What about the pc?"



"It's got windows 95!" Laughed satan.



"And it's missing three keys,"



"Which three?"



"Control, alt and delete."



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Do You know the reason of Defeat of team india in world-cup

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After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying:





My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.

The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.



Manager:- How many days are there in a year?

Man:- 365 days and some times 366



Manager:- how many hours make up a day?

Man:- 24 hours



Manager:- How long do you work in a day?

Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.



Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?

Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e . 1/3(one third)



Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?

Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)



Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?

Man:- No sir



Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days



Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?

Man:- 18 days.



Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year.

Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?

Man:- 4 days



Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?

Man:- No sir!



Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?

Man:- No sir!



Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- 2 days sir!



Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?

Man:- No sir!



Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- 1 day sir!



Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?

Man:- No sir!



Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- None sir!



Manager:- So, what are you claiming for?

Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days.



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- Chahat



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At the start of the Indian innings(280 required for a win), Ganguly to Ramesh "I am not comfortable with Akhtar's pace. So I will attack Akram and u take care of Akhtar."



After 4 overs(with hardly any runs on the board), Ramesh to Ganguly "These guys are bowling very fast. We will see them off and then attack Mahmood and Saqlain."



After 13 overs(when Azhar Mahmood and Saqlain were bowling), Ganguly to Dravid "I don't think we can score off these guys as well. We will wait for Arshad Khan and Shahid Afridi. Surely we can easily attack them. After all, Shahid Afridi is a part-time bowler."



After Afridi bowled some overs, Dravid to Robin Singh "Don't worry, Robin. I heard that England bowlers are easier to score off. We will play out 50 overs and attack in the next match."



At the end of the match, Joshi to Mongia "Why didn't u try to force the pace?"



Mongia to Joshi "No, yaar. If I try to force the pace against these bowlers, I will get out. There is only one way by which I can score runs fastly without getting out."



Joshi to Mongia "What is it?"



Mongia to Joshi " You have to bowl to me."



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Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service.



So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.



Said his wife " Whats the matter?"



Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"



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Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.



Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court.



The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.



He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The

conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.



After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.



Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him

capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.



A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences,

stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries.



The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center

of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room.



He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!





The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time??





Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.





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During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!!!!!!!



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A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.



The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute."



The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.



The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? "



The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.... .



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He said: "Try to do it when the engine is running".



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A laughter show is carrying out in a city. A pariticipant performing on the stage from one hour.

All audience rolling on the floor and laughing for his jokes except one big stout man in the middle

of the audience sitting proudly and looking serious at him.



After show completes this participant come and ask that proud man "sir, everybody clapping to my jokes except you, what make the difference ? you already know my jokes or they are not funny for you" ?



The proud man replied "why should i clap and get strained for your jokes, i am rich, so i appointed some people to clap instead, see my back there are 4 people clapping for me". Then pariticipant pissed off and asked again "Sir, i performed one full hour, you didn't get laugh atleast for one joke " ?



Proud man again started saying "why should i laugh, i appointed these 4 people to laugh on my behalf ". The participant left that place sadly.



Next day this participant saw the proud man and his wife walking on his street. This guy greeted the proud man and asked "sir, where are you going by walk, you being rich, no need to walk like this". Proud man replied " My wife is pregnant ...." Then this pariticipant completed his sentence " oh yes sir, you are rich, you dont need to strain for it, how many people you appointed for this " ??



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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''



The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''



The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?''



The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''



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25 REASONS WHY MEN HAVE 2 DOGS AND NOT TWO WIVES





1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you.



2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dog



3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don`t hate it.



4. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name.



5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.



6. A dog`s parents never visit.



7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.



8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.



9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.



10. Dogs seldom outlive you.



11. Dogs can`t talk.



12. You never have to wait for a dog; they`re ready to go 24 hours a day.



13. Dogs find you amusing when you`re drunk.



14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.



15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.



16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"



17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.



18. A dog will let you put a studded collar and a leash on it without calling you a pervert.



19. A dog won`t hold out on you to get a new car.



20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don`t get mad. They just think it`s interesting.



21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.



22. Dogs don`t let magazine articles guide their lives.



23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.



24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.



25. Dogs are not allowed in Maceys, Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus.



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In the old wild west, there were two blonde cowpokes, krish and jack. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sarsaparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an indian's head under his arm.



The barman shakes his hand and says, "i hate indians; last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children." He then says, "if any man brings me the head of an indian, i'll give him one thousand dollars."



The two blondes looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for an indian. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; jeff threw a rock which hit the indian right on the head.



The indian fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine. The two nuts made their way down the ravine where dave pulled out a knife to claim their trophy.



Suddenly, jack said, "krish, take a look at this." Krish replied, "not now, i'm busy."



Jack tugged him on the shoulder and says, "i really think you should look at this."



Krish said, "look, you can see i'm busy. There's a thousand dollars in my hand."



But jack was adamant. "Please, krish, take a look at this."



So krish looked up and saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five thousand red indians.



Krish just shook his head and said, "oh . . . My . . . God . . .. We're going to be millionaires!"



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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.



To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"



The policeman says, "Well... uh... that's because the picture shows his profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"



The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"



The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"



Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds "... think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm... the suspect wears contact lenses."



The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.



"Well, that's an interesting answer... wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."



He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

"Wow! I can't believe it... it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."



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An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job

opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who

were equally qualified.



He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.



Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the

interviewer asked:



"What is the fastest thing you know of?"



Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied,



"A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the

way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."



"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.

"And now you sir?" he asked the second man.

"Hmm....let me see. A blink!



It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever

happened.

A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."



"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye

... that's a very popular cliché for speed."

He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.



"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house

and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch,

way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than

an instant.



TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer

and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of

light" he said.



Turning to the fourth and final man, the interviewer

posed the same question.



It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is

DIARRHEA."



"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.



"Oh I can explain." said the fourth man.



"You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran

for the bathroom.



But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I

had already shit in my pants!"



HE GOT THE JOB.................



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1 Day santa n banta were standing at 50th floor of a building.



A man told santa ur son is dead!!!!!!!!



Hearing this sardar gi jumped from 50th floor



At 35th he realise i dont have a son



At 20th he realise i am not married



At 3rd he realise "oh shit" ,,, i am banta.



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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado

Santa aage nahin bada

Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?

Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha



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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.



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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.



He got irritated... drank poison & said,



Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!



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If u have got a strong memory power, you don't miss any indian cricket team match and u r a great fan of inian circket team then guess the correct answer.



Don't be hopeless I will also give u some clues:



Clue no: 1 - In an Historic match between India and England, he

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Aamir Khan in Lagaan



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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?



Santa: Tipu's skeleton.



Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?



Santa: that was tipu's skeleton when he was child .



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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.



Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate

"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"

" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.



Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.

Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.



Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am .



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Can delete this if its posted already!!

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Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."







Customer: "Hello, can I order.."



Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"



Customer: "It's eh..., hold.......... on......889861356102049998-45-54610"



Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"



Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?



Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"



Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."



Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"



Customer: "How come?"



Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"



Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"



Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"



Customer: "How do you know for sure?"



Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" fromcv the National Library last week Sir"



Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"



Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.9! 9"



Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"



Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."



Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"



Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"



Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.



How long is it gonna take anyway?"



Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."



Customer: " What!"



Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123..."



Customer: " ????"



Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"



Customer: "Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"



Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "



Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^



Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"



Customer: [Faints...]



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- Chahat



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[Chahat]

Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa?



Hotel wala : Sir kahana tu 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai.



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- Chahat



Here is the best solution for: If Petrol Runs Out

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[Chahat]

3 Choro saath mein bethay hotay hain...

1St one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta hoon k jaisay hee ketlee say cup say nikalti hai mein peejata hoon"

2Nd one" yeh konsi bari baat hai mein to ketlee mein he tyaar ker k ketlee mein hee peejata hoon "

3Rd one" uhh.. Yeh konsi bari baat hai main to moon(mouth) mein doodh, patee aur cheenee(sugar) daltaa hoon aur choolhay

Gas burner) per beth jaata hoon..."



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Santa :I am a proud man, my son is in medical college.

Banta : Really, what is he studying,

Santa : no he is not studying, they are studying him.



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- Chahat



Read this out how Sardar get: Revenge from the mosquito

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Santa singh walked into an insurance office and asked for a job.

"We don't need anyone" the manager told him.



"You can't afford not to hire me, sir! I can sell anything to anyone, anytime, anywhere!"

"Well we have two prospects that none of our agents has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job."



Sardarji was gone for about two hours, and returned and handed them not one, but two checks, one for a $50,000.00 Policy and another for $100,000.00.



"How in the world did you do that?" They asked.

"I told you i'm the world's best salesman, i can sell anything to anyone, anytime anywhere!"



"Ok. Did you get a urine sample?" The manager asked.

"What urine sample?" Asked sid.



"If you sell a policy over $49,999.00 The company requires a urine sample. Here, take these two bottles and go back and get urine samples."



Sardarji dashed out, thrilled with his success and eager to complete the job. He was gone about 5 hours and they were fixing to close when he walks in with two five gallon buckets, one in each hand. He sets the buckets down, and reaches in his shirt pocket and produces two bottles of urine, and sets them on the desk and says "here's mr dasgupta's and this one is mr. Reddy's."



"Thats good" they said, "but what is in those two buckets?"



"Well, i was passing by the holiday inn and they were having the city teachers convention, so i stopped by and sold them a group policy!"



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- Chahat



You could be wrong because: Your thought could be wrong

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