This is my maiden attempt in trying to not pretend as if i am a wall street bull by giving you top 10s that apparently relate to none, as some of you have mailed me. I would still continue giving such top 10s though. I don`t know why i am creating this board, but since there\'s some talk goin on about books to read. I recommend you not to go near any of these books and spoil your time like i did. So the following is a list of 10 really bad books to read.<br><br>
Book 1 - How to become a millionaire - Don`t even try to read this , even for free, cuz i am sure the author if this book won`t be a millionaire and even if he was why would someone write a book and spead the secret!<br>
Book 2 - My Presidential Years (R. Venkatraman) - Just to maintain some prestige i used to read some popular books! (that was long time ago). But this one sucks to the core. Best kept in a prominent place in your drawing room, daily wiped.<br>
Book 3 - Vatsyana Kamasutra (Illustrated colour) - You would ask,\"what\'s there to read in it?\". That\'s what i also say. This book is not for reading. The literature is really boring. And if you are one amongst the very few rare items like me, who actually read the literature despite those colour photographs, i know a doctor who could treat us.<br>
Book 4 - Who ate my cheese - No there is no typo it\'s not who moved my cheese, there is actually a book by this name. It\'s very rare, maybe the number of prints would have been just 2 and one copy unfortunately came within my reach. I sometimes think as to why i read it. It\'s a dumb book on developing will power which puts you to sleep.<br>
Book 5 - Indian Cuisines to die for - This was supposed to be a best seller in UK. Whats so horrible is that, this book tries to present bread upuma as \'Tamil Cassatta\' and Idly as \'rice steam cakes\' and a popular dish of kerala as \'Magic of Kerla\'. Look at the first one, anyone knows what \"cassata\" is? What\'s up with the second one? And the third recipe sounds like a cheap porno movie title. This was a real bad one.<br>
Book 6 - 1001 baby names - I am yet to figure out what made me read this. Yes, i actually read this and no i am not married. But i can suggest 1001 names for your baby unless you decide to name your baby as \"Rainbow\" or \"printis\".<br>
Book 7 - How to impress your boss - You won`t believe what this book in the \'For female subordinates\' section says \"In order to impress your immediate boss, it is important to remain attractive althrough the day. A decent looking office gown is the best attire you may wear and a low neck giving prominence to your proud cleavage may also work wonders during official functions\". This author must be shot for inventing nightmarish terms like proud cleavage. I think the author was L. L. Pandey.
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Book 8 - Make money while you sleep - It\'s a very good looking book, it talks about how you should pick equities and invest in them and see the value rise while you sleep. What intrigued me was, while you sleep, the markets are also closed so there is no question of value rising. But the best part was, the kinda stocks this book suggested would made you shoot your self in your temple, simply because those suggested stock were belonging to the infamous dot-com era!!! tell me about it !!
<br>Book 9 - What they don`t teach you at Harvard Business School - I think you should buy this book, you will then know why they don`t teach whatever this book says at Harvard Business School.<br>
Book 10 - Linda Goodman Lovesigns/Sun signs - It\'s the ultimate paper weight. I know a lot of them would disagree, but this book is outright pathetic. It talks about some air signs, water signs and nonsense that you need to have a diploma is understanding weird english to get this in your head. The best thing about this book is that, if you burn it, it would burn for a while and you can make a cup of coffee in that.<br><br>
Comming up next - THE TEN BEST MOVIES TO AVOID
