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Water for Health!

by Happy Hyderabadi » Wed Apr 14, 2004 7:16 pm

Now the Intake of Water for Good Health:

* 8 to 10 glasses, some people say

* 1 / 15 to 1 / 10 the Body Mass, ie about 4 to 6 Litres!, a Thumb Rule says

* Begin the Day with 1 to 2 Litres, ie about 4 to 6 Glasses, the Water Therapy People ...

Now the Question is: "How much one is comfortable with, availabilty of Water"

... some people say keep Water overnight in Copper Urns and take First Thing in the Morning!



Benefits: After Water, you may not need Milk / Coffe / Tea ...

Your Morning Problems easily, quickly and fully solved!



Try, Fit & Benefit!





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by azazel » Wed Apr 14, 2004 8:55 pm

yuck.. drinkin ur own pee???

excuse me: *huuuuuuuurrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllll*

dude, thats the stuff gettin expelled from ur system.. who in the right friggin sense would do somethin like that???

n just coz some ex-PM decided it was beneficial.. plz dont attempt @ home
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"p" Only for Criminals like Al Capone!

by Happy Hyderabadi » Wed Apr 14, 2004 9:03 pm

azazel wrote:yuck.. drinkin ur own pee???
.... n just coz some ex-PM decided it was beneficial.. plz dont attempt @ home




Only Tough Criminals like Al Capone, their Brothers, the Political Nuts and p-Nuts may Try p-Therapy ...



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Re: "p" Only for Criminals like Al Capone!

by azazel » Wed Apr 14, 2004 9:05 pm

Happy Hyderabadi wrote:Only Tough Criminals like Al Capone, their Brothers, the Political Nuts and p-Nuts may Try p-Therapy ...




had he been alive, Mr.Capone would certainly have introduced ur teeth with his famed Baseball bat ..
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by Mayavi Morpheus » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:57 am

azazel wrote:one health risk, rokna mat! jidhar aaya.. try n find the place n let it rip..
agar roko ge, to machinery kharab ho jayegi :roll:




India - Freeest country in the world......you can pee anywhere.... infront of taj mahal or hawa mahal, qutub minar or char minar, in ur lawn or ur neighbours lawn, no problemo! But do take care that u dont pee against the wind.
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by Johnny » Thu Apr 15, 2004 3:44 am

I remember a joke in this context...

An old man goes and asks for Viagra, and takes some dosage, the pharmicist tells him, "Sir, Sir that wudnt be sufficient enough."

The old man tells him arrey baba bas ithna dose chahiye ki i shud not wet my feet when i pee :lol: :lol: :lol:
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by CtrlAltDel » Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:21 am

azazel wrote:yuck.. drinkin ur own pee???
excuse me: *huuuuuuuurrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllll*
dude, thats the stuff gettin expelled from ur system.. who in the right friggin sense would do somethin like that???
n just coz some ex-PM decided it was beneficial.. plz dont attempt @ home


u'll be surprised, Urine is supposed to be an effective 'cure-all' for many diseases in Asian medicine, esp Ayurveda, tibetan medicine etc.



as for Morarji, its said that "Morarji-cola' :wink: was the secret of his health n longevity. he died a natural death after living a healthy 100 years!



the problem is making people do it...ughhhhhhhh...



refer the following URLs for more info:



http://www.shirleys-wellness-cafe.com/urine.htm



http://biomedx.com/urine/



http://www.hps-online.com/hurine.htm



for the record...i DONT follow this therapy :D
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U / M-Cola

by Happy Hyderabad! » Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:32 am

Thank You, C A D!

It is not just U, but some call it "SivambU" / "SwayambhU" - Self Generated / Created ... It is rich in Minerals which could not be used by the Body; hence it is valued and availed as Medicine by those who dare ...

We are any how H H - Healthy & Happy, so why U Turn?!



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by azazel » Thu Apr 15, 2004 7:42 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:for the record...i DONT follow this therapy :D




Practice what u Preach :!:

"Moraji-cola" :arrow: :lol: :lol:
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Elegant Variation ...

by Happy Hyderabadi » Fri Apr 16, 2004 10:29 am

azazel wrote:
CtrlAltDel wrote:for the record...i DONT follow this therapy :D


Practice what u Preach :!:
"Moraji-cola" :arrow: :lol: :lol:




Another Elegant Variation:

"Morar-gin" :wink: :!:

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Health is Food

by Happy Hyderabadi » Fri Apr 16, 2004 10:50 am

Discussion touched Liquids and Spirits ... What about Food for Health?

How much Carbohydrates / Proteins / Fats & Fibres ... Proportion / Weight in %, KCal, KG or Tonnes!

* An Engineer estimated that the "Human Crushing Machine" has a Capacity of 40 Tonnes over 100 Yrs ... This Crushing Capacity is over by the Age of 40 itself ... Inputs beyond Age 40 are "Overloads"

* The General Diet is Rice / Wheat as "Mounds" / "Dozens" and Curries & Accessories as per Likes ... Recommended: Less R / W, More Dal / Proteins with Vegetables and Fibre (Leaf / Salads) and a little Oil / Fat

* How many KCal per Meal or per Day ... Depends on Nation / Work / Age for Indians may be 1000 to 2000 KC p d as per Comfort / Age

* How much Food Weight Gramme / Kg / Tonnes ... A Caterer says 150 g Total (Uncooked Material per Head) enough per Meal, whatever may be the Varieties planned to be served!

But it's the Individual Experience which should guide one! Take Care of Your Health as well as Wealth!



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Re: Elegant Variation ...

by CtrlAltDel » Sat Apr 17, 2004 10:07 am

Happy Hyderabadi wrote:"Morar-gin" :wink: :!:


ya...will make a good Cocktail... :wink:
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by CtrlAltDel » Sat Apr 17, 2004 10:10 am

azazel wrote:Practice what u Preach :!:


cummon yaar...u'll destroy my future career as a Godman even b4 it starts!...and u want to become my shishya... :?:
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by azazel » Sat Apr 17, 2004 1:09 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
azazel wrote:Practice what u Preach :!:

cummon yaar...u'll destroy my future career as a Godman even b4 it starts!...and u want to become my shishya... :?:




hey.. if u go ahead with that , sure shot guarentee of fame ..

atleast ull become infamous :wink:
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by Prince » Sun Apr 18, 2004 3:52 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:as for Morarji, its said that "Morarji-cola' :wink: was the secret of his health n longevity. he died a natural death after living a healthy 100 years!




Hear this out (nothing to do with the subject under discussion though :D )



Speaking of Morarji, his plane crashed somewhere in the north-east when he was the PM. More than 10 people died in the crash. He was the lone survivor. He walked for about 8 kms in the deep forests before he reached a village. He told the villagers that he was the PM. They laughed at him. He tried explaining to them without success. Finally, he asked them to fetch a policeman, which they reluctantly did. When the cop came over about a couple of hours later, imagine his surprise.
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by Mayavi Morpheus » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:50 am

Had he lived for few more months he would have been the first Indian PM to cross 100 years.
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by azazel » Mon Apr 19, 2004 12:40 pm

Mayavi Morpheus wrote:Had he lived for few more months he would have been the first Indian PM to cross 100 years.




didnt he die after reachin his century ??
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by gods_gift2_mankind » Mon Apr 19, 2004 1:13 pm

azazel wrote:
Mayavi Morpheus wrote:Had he lived for few more months he would have been the first Indian PM to cross 100 years.


didnt he die after reachin his century ??




no he didn't

he died at the age of 99
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by azazel » Mon Apr 19, 2004 1:21 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:no he didn't
he died at the age of 99




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Quarter Centurion OR Doble Dozen Young PM M

by Happy Hyderabadi » Mon Apr 19, 2004 1:56 pm

gods_gift2_mankind wrote:
azazel wrote:(PMMoraraji) ...
he died at the age of 99




His DB was 29 Feb ... Which makes him pass "One Year" Every Four Years ... Which means M Bhai must have been 24, if not 25, Young, when he went UP to become FM or PM There ...



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Re: Quarter Centurion OR Doble Dozen Young PM M

by CtrlAltDel » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:01 pm

Happy Hyderabadi wrote:Which means M Bhai must have been 24, if not 25, Young, when he went UP to become FM or PM There ...


ya...n he musta persuaded the gods to give up somras and take up morarji-cola instead! :lol: even the dancing apsaras musta been retrenched by now!

i think he was the last of the straight-forward, honest n ethical politicians...tho these personal values proved to be a pain for many 'normal' people.
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Re: Quarter Centurion OR Doble Dozen Young PM M

by azazel » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:17 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:honest n ethical politicians...




contradictions collapse :roll:
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Re: Quarter Centurion OR Doble Dozen Young PM M

by CtrlAltDel » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:20 pm

azazel wrote:contradictions collapse :roll:


...that breed actually existed once upon a time...

even dodos n dinos dont exist now
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Re: Quarter Centurion OR Doble Dozen Young PM M

by azazel » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:23 pm

CtrlAltDel wrote:
azazel wrote:contradictions collapse :roll:

...that breed actually existed once upon a time...




when??
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Re: Quarter Centurion OR Doble Dozen Young PM M

by CtrlAltDel » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:24 pm

azazel wrote:when??


b4 u were even born...! ask yr parents...they might rememebr a few!
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