"I lost my phone number, can I have yours"?
........cute.Worst Pick-up Lines
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Here's one I used to get in high school :
"I lost my phone number, can I have yours"? ........cute.
"I lost my phone number, can I have yours"?
........cute.Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you pleased to meet me?
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Aquarian81 - Registered User
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:shock: whom and at which street corner are u picking her up from...azazel wrote:aaja meri gaadi me baithja?
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings 
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
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CtrlAltDel - God!
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CtrlAltDel wrote::shock: whom and at which street corner are u picking her up from...azazel wrote:aaja meri gaadi me baithja?
Punjagutta NIMS busstop is an ideal place.That place is crawling with "you-know-who"........
Ever since I came to know,i've been taking an auto to Ameerpet & then board the bus there......
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ycr007 - Level 2 Deity
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I thought Secbad railway station had the max number of"you-know who"ycr007 wrote:CtrlAltDel wrote::shock: whom and at which street corner are u picking her up from...azazel wrote:aaja meri gaadi me baithja?
Punjagutta NIMS busstop is an ideal place.That place is crawling with "you-know-who"........
Ever since I came to know,i've been taking an auto to Ameerpet & then board the bus there......
.Too bad about your situation man.... Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère.:Merovingian,TMR
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The Jackal - Level 1 Deity
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nahin yaar....the road from banjara hills rd#1 to greenland via punjagutta is a hot spot....and the "you-know-who" here appear classier than the group in secbad stn....The Jackal wrote:I thought Secbad railway station had the max number of"you-know who"
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
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CtrlAltDel - God!
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Yeah this I know.Do even these people have class?CtrlAltDel wrote:nahin yaar....the road from banjara hills rd#1 to greenland via punjagutta is a hot spot....and the "you-know-who" here appear classier than the group in secbad stn....The Jackal wrote:I thought Secbad railway station had the max number of"you-know who"
Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère.:Merovingian,TMR
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The Jackal - Level 1 Deity
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of corz they do! the tariff varies accordingly.The Jackal wrote:Do even these people have class?
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
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CtrlAltDel - God!
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I may sound weird but, whats wrong with these you-know-whos? Why are they talked about so badly? Is it because they maintain physical relationship with more than one? Correct me, if my understanding about the you-know-who is wrong.
And why does it become a izzat-ka-sawal if you have to pass by that side? I cannot avoid going to secundrabad station, I go to my home town every fortnight.
And why does it become a izzat-ka-sawal if you have to pass by that side? I cannot avoid going to secundrabad station, I go to my home town every fortnight.
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what seems to be wrong is that they charge money for the services renderedKavita wrote:I may sound weird but, whats wrong with these you-know-whos? Why are they talked about so badly? Is it because they maintain physical relationship with more than one?
they dont worry abt the masses stuck in poverty who cant even afford...er....food. who will entertain the poor down trodden masses? well....i never said that...i dont mind even if they are standing near me in a bus stop...Kavita wrote:And why does it become a izzat-ka-sawal if you have to pass by that side? I cannot avoid going to secundrabad station, I go to my home town every fortnight.
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
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CtrlAltDel - God!
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i never saw them over there...CtrlAltDel wrote:nahin yaar....the road from banjara hills rd#1 to greenland via punjagutta is a hot spot....and the "you-know-who" here appear classier than the group in secbad stn....The Jackal wrote:I thought Secbad railway station had the max number of"you-know who"
(neway I am bad at spotting them....)People are crazy, at times are strange. I am locked-in tight, I am out of range.
I used to care, but things have changed.
I used to care, but things have changed.
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I was really bad at spotting them but once my cousin showed me the ropes its pretty easy.akhilis2cool wrote:i never saw them over there...CtrlAltDel wrote:nahin yaar....the road from banjara hills rd#1 to greenland via punjagutta is a hot spot....and the "you-know-who" here appear classier than the group in secbad stn....The Jackal wrote:I thought Secbad railway station had the max number of"you-know who"
Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère.:Merovingian,TMR
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The Jackal - Level 1 Deity
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The Jackal wrote:I was really bad at spotting them but once my cousin showed me the ropes its pretty easy.akhilis2cool wrote:i never saw them over there...CtrlAltDel wrote:nahin yaar....the road from banjara hills rd#1 to greenland via punjagutta is a hot spot....and the "you-know-who" here appear classier than the group in secbad stn....The Jackal wrote:I thought Secbad railway station had the max number of"you-know who"
ropes? where i come from that'll cost you extra.
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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marko - Level 2 Star User
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arre...whats there to learn? u make it sound like u finally spotted that amoeba under the microscope....The Jackal wrote:I was really bad at spotting them but once my cousin showed me the ropes its pretty easy.akhilis2cool wrote:i never saw them over there...CtrlAltDel wrote:nahin yaar....the road from banjara hills rd#1 to greenland via punjagutta is a hot spot....and the "you-know-who" here appear classier than the group in secbad stn....The Jackal wrote:I thought Secbad railway station had the max number of"you-know who"
just keep a sharp eye n u can easily identify them....
wtf? i no longer care if my posts hurt yr feelings
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
Love me or hate me, u cant ignore me
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CtrlAltDel - God!
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CtrlAltDel wrote:arre...whats there to learn? u make it sound like u finally spotted that amoeba under the microscope....The Jackal wrote:I was really bad at spotting them but once my cousin showed me the ropes its pretty easy.akhilis2cool wrote:i never saw them over there...CtrlAltDel wrote:nahin yaar....the road from banjara hills rd#1 to greenland via punjagutta is a hot spot....and the "you-know-who" here appear classier than the group in secbad stn....The Jackal wrote:I thought Secbad railway station had the max number of"you-know who"
just keep a sharp eye n u can easily identify them....
Yeah but I was never out late when I was a kid and its kinda hard to spot em in the daylight. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère.:Merovingian,TMR
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CtrlAltDel wrote::shock: whom and at which street corner are u picking her up from...azazel wrote:aaja meri gaadi me baithja?
chaa, make a harmless statement n it gets blown waaaaaaay outta proportion. im gonna try tht out once tho.. lessee of it does work
p.s: not on them "you-know-who"'s
nolite arbitrari quia venerim mittere pacem in terram non veni pacem
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Worst pick-up lines - hmmm - here goes:
---> I think u're ugly, but u intrigue me.
---> Hi! I'm Enrique Iglesias.
---> Are those real?
---> I'm dying of cancer. Puhleeeese...
---> Excuse me, do you want to screw or should I apologize?
---> I'd love to swap bodily fluids with u.
---> Your face or mine?
---> My organ's been feeling a little dead lately. Can u give it some mouth-to-mouth?
---> Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do u?
---> Are u gay? (no) Wow! Me neither. Let's have sex.
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---> I think u're ugly, but u intrigue me.
---> Hi! I'm Enrique Iglesias.
---> Are those real?
---> I'm dying of cancer. Puhleeeese...
---> Excuse me, do you want to screw or should I apologize?
---> I'd love to swap bodily fluids with u.
---> Your face or mine?
---> My organ's been feeling a little dead lately. Can u give it some mouth-to-mouth?
---> Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do u?
---> Are u gay? (no) Wow! Me neither. Let's have sex.
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For a minute I thought that these you-know-whos were eunuchs! Cause all the places junta mentioned just reeks of them, and I have no idea why they pick me up for dole!
God, that is one of my most disgusting moments. Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against these people just because of what they are. What really ticks me off is that they extort money. It is not begging. You are not given that choice. You just have to shell out and nothing less than 10 bucks is acceptable! Any one else ever had the same problem or is it just me?
Seriously, some day I am going to call the cops and get them arrested!
God, that is one of my most disgusting moments. Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against these people just because of what they are. What really ticks me off is that they extort money. It is not begging. You are not given that choice. You just have to shell out and nothing less than 10 bucks is acceptable! Any one else ever had the same problem or is it just me?
Seriously, some day I am going to call the cops and get them arrested!
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Lucifer - Level 3 Star User
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Hey it worked for baba Sehgal.azazel wrote:CtrlAltDel wrote::shock: whom and at which street corner are u picking her up from...azazel wrote:aaja meri gaadi me baithja?
chaa, make a harmless statement n it gets blown waaaaaaay outta proportion. im gonna try tht out once tho.. lessee of it does work
p.s: not on them "you-know-who"'s
Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère.:Merovingian,TMR
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I agree with CAD here.Itz not a question of moralities.They also have to eke out a living.And any profession is viable if u do it Honestly.But one person's views can't change the society's perception overnight.Maybe we've got that kinda nature coz we have grown up learning whatz right & whatz wrong.CtrlAltDel wrote:what seems to be wrong is that they charge money for the services renderedKavita wrote:I may sound weird but, whats wrong with these you-know-whos? Why are they talked about so badly? Is it because they maintain physical relationship with more than one?
CtrlAltDel wrote:well....i never said that...i dont mind even if they are standing near me in a bus stop...Kavita wrote:And why does it become a izzat-ka-sawal if you have to pass by that side? I cannot avoid going to secundrabad station, I go to my home town every fortnight
Even i too did'nt mind earlier.But one day,a police van swooped down and started mouthing obscenities & herding all n sundry into the van.Even innocent bystanders like me!! Somehow made a lucky escape.Since then'I've been hitchiking up2 Ameerpet........
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one was i should give you a ticket for being FINE FINE FINE i just laughed at his face.
Huete treff ich einen Herrn
Der hat mich zum Fressen gern
Weiche Teile und auch harte
stehen auf der Speisekarte
Denn du bist
was du isst
und ihr wisst
was es ist
Der hat mich zum Fressen gern
Weiche Teile und auch harte
stehen auf der Speisekarte
Denn du bist
was du isst
und ihr wisst
was es ist
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This actually happened to a friend of mine in Lifestyle:
A guy comes up to her and asks: Are you from Greece?
Friend: No.
Guy : Well, i thought u were since all Goddesses are made in Greece.
A guy comes up to her and asks: Are you from Greece?
Friend: No.
Guy : Well, i thought u were since all Goddesses are made in Greece.
Things are supposed to happen the way they happen. And the reason they happen the way the happen is because you try to make them happen in a certain way and may or may not be succesful.
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solosynergy wrote:daisy wrote:solosynergy wrote:lekin usne aap ko uthaane ki koshish to nahi ki naa.
yes he did, but didnot work
how much u women pride on the fact that the guy could not pick u up. but all thru u enjoy it
Ohhhhh... when she mean uthane ki koshish ki ... she means pick up [hittin on] and not Lifting up ...[ as in lifting weights]
How silly of me !!!!!!!!
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pick up lines...
The worst i heard was ... dont even know if it was a pick up or whatever.
Guy: Mujhse shaddi karogi
Girl: What?
Guy: Mujhse shaddi karogi
Girl: ( gives him a "get lost" look)
Guy: Mujhse shaddi karogi .. movie tickets chahiya ( he was trying to sell extra tickets in prasads)
Guy: Mujhse shaddi karogi
Girl: What?
Guy: Mujhse shaddi karogi
Girl: ( gives him a "get lost" look)
Guy: Mujhse shaddi karogi .. movie tickets chahiya ( he was trying to sell extra tickets in prasads)
"REALITY IS THAT WHICH, WHEN YOU STOP BELIEVING IN IT,DOESN'T GO AWAY."-PHILIP K._.
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Reality,,its here. Accept it. - Level 1 Star User
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my favorite shit chatup line, (sorry if someones already posted it)
guy: would you like to dance?
girl: No!
guy: you must have misheard me, i said you look fat in those pants.
guy: would you like to dance?
girl: No!
guy: you must have misheard me, i said you look fat in those pants.
While one who sings with his tongue on fire Gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers Cares not to come up any higher But rather get you down in the hole that he's in
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